Hillary needs 9% of the remaining delegates to reach that number. All Dem primaries are awarded proportionally. She could disappear and still get that. There is no way, short of her quitting (and even then she’d probably still cross the threshold) that Bernie can win. So, the final nail may not be in the coffin, but…

My cousin and I used to make random drink concoctions. Pretty much anything that was lquid and edible was fair-game. We then dared each other to take a drink of whatever we just created. Most of it was disgusting, but we got a few good things out of it.

Mosquitoes will bit me, but not when my wife is around. She must put out some sort of scent that mosquitoes find irresistible. I’ll seriously be sitting right next to her, and she’s swatting a way like she’s self-flagellating, and I don’t have one on me.

Our local team also does “Chuck a Puck” but they have like 3 or 4 circle targets put out on the ice. Each target corresponds to a different prize. The closest puck to the bullseye wins the prize.

I’m not sure what you’re getting at. Are you saying that because I like to read, I must be a virgin? My wife and daughter would probably be confused by that assumption.

My wife has a thing for Keanu...as soon as he starts kicking ass, it’s a good bet I could get some. :-)

Millenials? I’m 34, and introducing the wedding party to the reception has been a thing at every wedding I’ve ever been to. If it’s not something that has always been done, then it was definitely the Baby Boomers who invented it (or earlier).

It’s dumb, but man, I can’t really shake it.

Why? Am I supposed to pay for the reading habits of all my friends, plus have to rebuy a book if I want to read it again? I loan books to friends all the time, and I don’t care how long it takes them to return it (within reason) but unless you’re buying them a gift for a birthday or something, why is giving them the…

My wife is allergic to propylene glycol and polyethylene glycol. So almost all soaps, detergents, moisturizers, lotions, shampoos, etc are off the table. But also many sauces, drinks, mixes, ice cream, baked goods, etc, and it’s often not listed on foods, so it’s tough to figure out what it’s all in.

1) Standing to masturbate is horrible. I tense up all of my muscles during the act, which makes the final release feel so much better, but that means I end up squatting in the shower, and that is just horrible on my calves. I feel like I can’t even stand for about 10 minutes afterward. Laying down is best, then…

I agree completely. The decision to buy or rent is a personal one and there are a lot of factors involved, and honestly, most of them are not financial. My wife and I chose to buy a home because we liked the idea of being able to make changes as we want, we like the space we get (an apartment with as much square…

You mean Toyota or Honda? (Both manufactured in the US, as opposed to “American” cars that are largely manufactured in Mexico or Canada.)

I don’t understand the vitriol between the Bernie supporters and Hillary supporters. I’m a liberal, and my domestic beliefs fall much more along the lines of Sanders, so I voted for him in the WI primary, but I’m also pretty sure that Hillary will do a fine job as president. I know exactly how limited the power of the…

The funny thing is, I read an article somewhere (I’m not interested enough to look for it) that said most millenials are less likely to get a divorce because they are more likely to have lived through the divorce of their parents. I know my parents’ divorce has influenced my approach to my own marriage, especially as…

A) My wife and each have 1 freebie, though I tend to change mine based on whether said celebrity is currently married. I don’t want to be a home-wrecker!

I wouldn’t say I love underripe bananas, but I’ll eat them without any problem.The best banana is one that has been used for banana bread, though.

They should have their other children taken away because they are endangering them as surely as parents who keep drugs, guns and knives at child height.

Don’t buy organic, just hang the bananas up. Buy a banana tree. Non-organic bananas stay ripe for a week for us. And if you allow yourself to eat slightly under and overripe bananas, you can get nearly two weeks out of a bunch before you have to make banana bread.

I’m similar. Trying to nap just results in a headache, unless I’m incredibly tired, usually due to illness. However, being the father of a 3 year old, incredibly tired has become my default status, so napping is becoming easier.