It’s an Incepboot?

That’s usually more of an option before a marriage rather than 10 years in or whatever. I doubt there are too many wives who would be fine with hubby one day saying, “Hey, let’s stay married but sleep with other people.”

If the other person finds out, then yes, they are now unfulfilled in an aspect, which could easily be an argument to try and make sure they never find out. The other person’s feelings absolutely count. If they didn’t there would be no question about telling them, you would tell them and not care about the…

Or you value it equally. Or there is a small deficit you’re trying to fill in an otherwise happy relationship.

I was speaking about the crafting of a law. When you are crafting a law, you can be very hard-nosed or more lenient. If there is no law being considered, then there is nothing to discuss.

I have no problem with income tax, and I would pay more if it ensured I had access to services necessary for life. I’d rather not have to worry about losing a place to sleep, or food to eat, or clothes to wear, or medical care just because I lose my job or something unexpected comes up that is more than I can afford.

Nope, slippery slopes are a fallacy.

Nope. Slippery slopes are a fallacy.

Or perhaps as a grown adult who is informed on the subject

Except it’s not. If you drink raw milk and get sick, you probably go to the doctor, right? And if you can’t pay your doctor’s bills, that cost gets passed on to everyone else who can pay their bills.

The other sheet is to keep you warm, but not broiling. But then, I don’t use the duvet we have on our bed unless I’m sick or the temp drops below 60 in the house. The duvet is too warm, having nothing over me is too cold, a single sheet over me? Perfect.

I tend to sleep under only a top sheet. I’m a furnace pumping out 5,000 BTUs of heat a minute. A duvet is only used on extremely cold nights. But going sheetless gets me too cold. A single sheet over me, keeping my body heat in enough to keep me warm, but not so much as to broil me is all I need.

I don’t think I’d fill the entire toilet. I never said I did. But when I have diarrhea that floats, it tends to glob together and pile on top of the water. The odds of actually touching it are probably close to zero, regardless, but I still can’t bring myself to reach down there without at least checking to see where…

I can’t look around the boys. It’s dark if I’m sitting on the toilet. If I stand to survey the damage, why sit back down? All the horrible things people seem to think happens by standing will already have come to pass.

How do you know if it’s a splashy one until you flush? And by then, it’s too late.

I’m actually 6'4", not sure why I typed 2. I’ve been one of the tallest people I know, but there are definitely taller people around. And I’m from Wisconsin, so I’m not even outside the norm for weight, I just carry it better than someone who’s 5'7" and 300.

But, to be honest, how many other people do you watch shit and wipe? I’d never heard about sitting to wipe until I got married and saw my wife do it. I bet people just assume the way they do it is how everyone else does it, and are then shocked to discover others do it differently.

My butt crack is no more crusty than anyone else’s, but poop is important...and there is a lot of time for deep thought while doing the deed that precedes this debate.

So you lean over, wipe under yourself, then pull the paper back out to look at it? I would think after wiping in that set-up, it would be far easier to just drop the wad at that point.

No worries. Poop is important.