I live in Wisconsin, so I know what I’m talking about when I talk about driving in snow. (Of course, it seems that every year/snow storm, the other drivers in Wisconsin forget that they’ve done this many times, and panic, again.)

My wife and I have separate bank accounts, the ones we both came into the relationship with, but we both have access to both of them. My wife actually keeps insisting that we just put everything together in one bank, but both of us prefer our current banking institutions. I like the local credit union because it feels…

If the only reason you dance close with a girl is to rub your erection on her, then I feel sorry for the girls you’ve danced with.

Slow dancing is great, it’s the up-tempo stuff I hate. I’m a drummer, so I have rhythm, it’s just, I don’t know what to do with my arms and legs and hands and things. ;-)

Wait, are there still people who don’t know about fried cheese curds?

That’s ok, I only went to two dances. I went to a middle school dance where my friends and I played pinball the whole time, and I went to Homecoming with my girlfriend as a Sophomore. We broke up later that year, so I never went to another dance. I was too shy to ask anyone and going alone just seemed lame.

Hey, that’s an awesome name. It’s like the Jumbo Shrimp; it’s an oxymoron worthy of praise.

I guess there are a lot of factors to consider, such as bulkiness of clothing, how close the two of you are, and the, ah, endowment. But in the configuration you outlined (pointing upward) the most sensitive part is being rubbed, so the guy is definitely aware of it, even above and beyond the fact that a guy’s…

I don’t know about other guys, but I always make sure mine is like this when something causes it to stiffen. It’s more comfortable than straining against the front of my pants.

I own exactly 5 pairs of footwear:

I’m also a Packers fan, but if you open the door to “all sports” you have to give it to the East Tennessee State Buccaneers. A land-locked state with a pirate mascot...WTF?

I guess that means nearly everyone in my family are stoners, cuz “Bong Bong” has been how we’ve referred to that show for years.

My 3-year-old daughter keeps her shoes on in the car. But at least once a week she asks why she has to, and then she brings up the story of her cousin who threw his shoe out of my mother-in-law’s car as they were driving down the highway.

It’s obviously Bong Bong

Same, combined with the fact that trying to sleep during the day generally just ends up giving me a headache.

The people who take the lump sum are idiots. Take the annuity, assuming you’re young enough to have a reasonably good chance at living for 30 more years.

But the point of a snack is to provide sustenance.

My wife and I got married on November 6. We took a Mediteranean cruise for our honeymoon, and because you can’t control when they leave port, that meant we were gone over Thanksgiving (having Thanksgiving in Turkey is fun...once). And it was glorious. I got two free days off for the trip, plus the weekends. we didn’t…

Actually, no, I haven’t...I’ve been watching Colbert on the Late Show. Maybe I’ll give Larry’s show another watch on the CC app.

I’m glad you enjoy Larry, and I hope he does well, but I have to say, I’m not impressed with his show. If he did something like the Daily Show, or even like Colbert did, it might be awesome, but doing the panel/discussion show just rubs me the wrong way. They talk about very important issues, but any time something of…