I guess there are a lot of factors to consider, such as bulkiness of clothing, how close the two of you are, and the, ah, endowment. But in the configuration you outlined (pointing upward) the most sensitive part is being rubbed, so the guy is definitely aware of it, even above and beyond the fact that a guy’s…

I don’t know about other guys, but I always make sure mine is like this when something causes it to stiffen. It’s more comfortable than straining against the front of my pants.

I own exactly 5 pairs of footwear:

I’m also a Packers fan, but if you open the door to “all sports” you have to give it to the East Tennessee State Buccaneers. A land-locked state with a pirate mascot...WTF?

I guess that means nearly everyone in my family are stoners, cuz “Bong Bong” has been how we’ve referred to that show for years.

My 3-year-old daughter keeps her shoes on in the car. But at least once a week she asks why she has to, and then she brings up the story of her cousin who threw his shoe out of my mother-in-law’s car as they were driving down the highway.

It’s obviously Bong Bong

Same, combined with the fact that trying to sleep during the day generally just ends up giving me a headache.

The people who take the lump sum are idiots. Take the annuity, assuming you’re young enough to have a reasonably good chance at living for 30 more years.

But the point of a snack is to provide sustenance.

My wife and I got married on November 6. We took a Mediteranean cruise for our honeymoon, and because you can’t control when they leave port, that meant we were gone over Thanksgiving (having Thanksgiving in Turkey is fun...once). And it was glorious. I got two free days off for the trip, plus the weekends. we didn’t…

Actually, no, I haven’t...I’ve been watching Colbert on the Late Show. Maybe I’ll give Larry’s show another watch on the CC app.

I’m glad you enjoy Larry, and I hope he does well, but I have to say, I’m not impressed with his show. If he did something like the Daily Show, or even like Colbert did, it might be awesome, but doing the panel/discussion show just rubs me the wrong way. They talk about very important issues, but any time something of…

Because if the defense/return team is smart, rather than catch it, they just bat it to the ground. Now they start at your line of scrimmage.

I would guess there would be a time runoff for that kind of thing.

If you can fake the concussion for a bit, you can even lengthen your stay indoors. At this time of year, every minute inside is a chance for your frostbitten fingers to heal. If you go outside too quickly, the frostbite kills your fingers, requiring you to chew them off.

I was wondering the same thing. They sell companies like Cub Scouts sell donuts, you say? So, they don’t do that at all? Gotcha.

I hadn’t been losing interest, and so close on the heels of Colbert ending the Report, it was tough for me for a bit, but as soon as he was “free” to say what he wanted, those last few weeks were some of his best. I’m truly surprised he didn’t at least stick around through the election, but seeing him with…

When will our elected officials get angry about this sort of thing? The Republicans are a lost cause, they’ll probably brand these people as heroes defending freedom or ignore it completely. Democrats will make sad speeches trying to appeal to everyone’s better judgment. I want someone with some actual power to just…

True. Oliver or Colbert could have jumped in and kept the Daily Show operating on all cylinders...except they already had their own shows. Samantha Bee and Jason Jones likewise had already moved on. Jessica Williams has said she didn’t think she was ready for the desk. So who else would have been a better choice? And…