I have to pay $12 for the HD Cable Box, but there are no charges specifically for HD service itself.

As long as I have an HDTV, I cannot get a standard def channel. Both the HDTV in my basement that is hooked up to the HD cable box, and the HDTV on my kitchen counter that is just hooked into the coax port in the wall get HD on every channel now, I don’t have to futz with channel 11.1 rather than just channel 11 on…

I love how, at the beginning of Property Brothers, they show the couple a house that matches all of their wants, but costs ten million dollars, and the couple is shocked, shocked, that they would show them such an extravagant house. They are then close to tears when shown houses they can afford and fix up but look…

Standard Definition pretty much has died. I have Time Warner, and even the regular broadcast channels, like channel 5, is HD by default now. Of course, if the feed isn’t HD, like it’s showing a 90s or 80s movie, the HD is pretty much wasted anyway.

Very possibly true, I have only a single anecdote from personal experience. But the point remains that tomatoes are not native to Italy and were believed to be poisonous for quite a while.

Maybe I’m weird, but when I watch sports, I try to figure out a way ti can be viewed as a war simulation. I’m not militaristic, and I never even considered joinging the military, but when you have two teams battling, a war analogy generally seems pretty apt.

When I was in high school in 1998, I think, our band travelled to Europe. We were excited to be getting authentic Italian pizza, but when it came, most of us found it gross. There were no tomatoes, the sauce was funny, and despite being ravenous high schoolers, the pizza ended up being ;largely untouched. The sauce,…

When I was in high school, our band got to take a trip to Europe. We were all excited to be getting authentic Italian pizza, and when it came, it was gross to me at the time, there was some weird sauce on it and no tomatoes to be seen. I learned later the sauce was pesto, and the people providing it were confused as…

You do realize, if you go to actual Italy and order a pizza, it probably won’t come with tomato sauce unless you specify that, right? You do realize that tomatoes are from the Americas and so were not even known to Italians until at least the 1500s, right?

Maybe if you put all of them in the right order, you open an elder gate and let the old ones through, rousing Cthullu from his sleep and unleashing the apocalypse upon the world.

Drew is a Vikings fan...

Lobbyists.

As long as one person covets it, even Mike Nolan himself, it’s technically true...

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For one thing, Europe has coins for higher than a dollar. Also, there is a conversion rate, so he may have had a couple 2 Euro coins, and due to the conversion rate, it equaled $10.

That sounds extreme! Like, some sort of Extreme Football League. We can call it the EFL...no...more Extreme..hmm...Extreme, EXtreme, Xtreme, yeah, the XFL! Awesome! How can this lose?

I just make my own game of it. One of them (I think FanDuel?) has a different promo code every commercial, and the first few times, it seemed like the code was actually related to what was going on in the game I was watching. Like, there would be a fumble and change of possession, and sure enough, the promo code was…

But outside of Colorado, Washington state or Oregon...you know, places in America where it is no longer taboo.

A) When I was a kid, we’d just use a towel as the bath mat, too. But it was always the same couple of towels that were never used for actual towelling.

Why wait? When telemarketers call my house, I hit the answer button, then immediately the hang up button. That way the phone stops ringing and I don’t have to worry about any telemarketing accidentally infecting my ear holes.