Also, please God: No more R-E-L-A-X references. If the Packers win the Super Bowl, that stupid tweet will be the first thing they mention in the NFL Films yearbook video. They are beating that tweet into the ground. It was not a magic tweet.

Everything I listed comes from animals (which is why Vegans won't eat them). Honey is made by bees and Cheddar is made from milk that comes from cows.

So, because a Vegan wouldn't eat it, that makes eggs meat and honey meat and Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits meat...

It also has a "k" in the wrong spot.

I'm a male, so I'm obviously coming from a completely different set of experiences, but as far as I've seen (including with my wife's pregnancy and the birth of our daughter) most people weren't judgmental about my wife's choices about how to give birth. People told about their experiences, which, as first-time…

I used to justify my (younger) music pirating thusly: The content creators, i.e. the band/artist, get a mere pittance from the sale of a CD. Buying it doesn't put more money in their hands or more food in their stomachs. BUT, I am much more likely to take a chance on a new band if I can get their music for free. THEN,…

The thing with the zombie apocalypse is that, well, it would be over very quickly. The zombies would decompose, and we could pick up where we left off, only now there are a lot more job openings at the top of the corporate ladder, especially since most corporate headquarters are in the very places that would be…

Next time you talk to this guy, ask him about Jet Boots. You could use an electrical motor then, and keeping batteries on your back is much more energy dense than keeping fuel stored somewhere. But how large would a jet need to be to lift a human being? Most other issues would then be the same as with rockets.

My dream MMO, one I've wanted for nearly as long as I knew what an MMO was, is a time travel one. You create a character that can travel to a place in the far past, where it is similar to WOW, swords and sorcery things, then travel to a present-day type place where its like an FPS MMO, fighting a conventional war.…

It definitely used to be. When I was younger, broker and stupider, I'd download music, and I ran into quite a few where the song length was correct, but it was really just the first 15 seconds on loop, or whatever. The crazy thing is, for some of the bands, I wasn't quite sure if it was supposed to be like that or not.

I was out to eat at a pretty nice restaurant with my wife, my wife's best friend, and her husband. The husband didn't know what to order, so he asked the waitress what she liked and ordered that. When it came out, he didn't like it and asked to have something else instead. This made my wife and me pretty embarrassed.…

hyphens would have really helped

You're a Lions fan, aren't you? Your life doesn't need to be this way, it really doesn't.

Now lets say 5 customers, go into the store and instead of buying them they do the replication thing you said, the merchandise is still there and the 5 now have the game but someone does losing something, the person who worked on the game missed out on 5 sales and while you have the game the person made no profit.

If you could go into a store, touch something, and an exact copy of it appeared in your hand, meaning the store didn't lose any merchandise, and the thing was something you weren't going to buy anyway, would you really feel that bad walking out with it? How about if the power you had to copy that thing cost you…

Man, my pavivdv is, like $73/hr, you need to show a little initiative here.

My worst roommate was my cousin. I went to college, and after a few months, he followed me. We had been pretty close growing up, but now that he was "on his own" he kind of took a slide.

I have a June birthday. When I went in for kindergarten testing, I was hitting it out of the park, the teachers were all saying how ready I was, but as soon as they saw my birthdate, they wanted to hold me back a year. My parents didn't listen and they put me in school. I was the third youngest in my grade, until one…

I think much of this misperception comes from the fact that men behave the way they do toward women because they think that's the way they would like women to behave toward them. Reading through comments, I've seen a lot of guys saying (and I've been guilty of this at times in my life too) that they wish they would…

I used to watch QI stateside on a website called something life Surf the Channel or something. It had quite a lot of good TV shows on them, both British and American. I quite liked them, but I find I have less time to do that since having a kid and stuff.