Oh religion, you even make fucking RUNNING a pain in the ass, shameful thing for millions of people.

Obviously since Watt is white, he will eventually say something racist. That’s just how all white people are.

Stick to whining about the MLS, Billy.

But as a Gawker reader, I sure wish these fellas hadn’t said so many bad things about women and homosexuals back then. It retroactively offends me as an entitled white liberal male.

Don’t players eventually get sick of that damn game after a DECADE? I mean, the base game mechanics of “click on shit to make it die” can’t be THAT gripping, can it? Jesus people, find some new game to use as an excuse to neglect the rest of your daily life.

So why is this show “somewhat unnecessary”? If you’ve got a ton of comedic talent who want to work together to make something that’s hilarious, that is the complete opposite of unnecessary.

Pretty sure the trailer for Dumb and Dumber features Jeff Daniels’ violent fit of shitting.

“Besides being wrong in several particulars”. Care to elaborate on those particulars? I would like to see your data that proves the Dominican Republic is a well educated country.

So everyone in the office should bend to your whims and let you dictate the temperature? Ok, Princess.

Of course he can’t, and if he did, he would blame all of that on the white institutional racism forcing people to pull triggers and kill others.

So this is the society we live in now? Idiots standing by watching and doing nothing as two fathers beat each other up, all while some fuckwit records it on his phone and mumbles incoherent ghetto talk? Wonderful.

Maybe don’t steal shit if you don’t want to get punched?

It’s too bad school is out for the summer, because this would be big news in middle school cafeterias around the country.

Whoops, meant to say NOT driving like an asshole.

People who treat beer like a lifestyle are fucking stupid. You’re not in a frat anymore bro, grow the fuck up.

I avoid this scenario by not drinking at all, and by obeying the speed limit and generally driving like an asshole. You guys should try it!

Well, the good thing about being an adult is that you can furnish your adult apartment with whatever the hell you want. Just do that instead.

I guess it’s OK to call in bomb threats for planes as long as a CEO is on it? How fucking out of touch with the world are you, dude?

I know right? Other than the bomb threat, the identity theft, credit card fraud, and the kid leaking all of that guys personal information, the Lizard Squad dude seems perfectly fine.

I hope you are never a parent. Your kids are guaranteed to be dirtbags who take zero responsibility for their actions.