It’s truly amazing, no matter where you go on the Gawker network, you’ll find people like you. People who would scoff at any punishment for any crime because he was just “a 17 year old kid.” Maybe that 17 year old kid should have stolen your credit card numbers, grounded your flight, and helped others potentially…

But don’t you dare call Alex Morgan hot, that’s misogynistic and you are a terrible person for reducing such a fine athlete into nothing but a sex toy.

Wow, look at all those games I played years ago and never want to go back to.

Backwards compatibility is something people LOVE to bitch about, but never actually use.

Alright, that’s enough out of me. I gotta get back to playing modern games and not old shit you can get for $5 used at GameStop. And if I ever do want to…

This injury makes him perfectly suited for playing that Tampa 2 defense.

Stealing food in an office you don’t work in is worse than publishing someone’s stolen sextape without their permission.

Drug use is hilarious!

Boy this is some quality internet content right here. Gonna read this right after I’m done with article #1546 about Jay Cutler’s wife over on Jezebel.

He’s not, and Deadspin (Gawker in general) are one of the leaders in faux internet outrage. I’m surprised someone here hasn’t written 6,000 words about how what Costas said was actually racist and that he never would have said it had the pitcher been a Yankee.

Quiet you, you’re not supposed to say that! Women’s sports are 100% just as watchable, and profitable, and have as many people caring about them as men’s sports!

You can get the internet under the rock you’ve been living the last 2 weeks?

Those are all realistic market prices for those games.

All these fun moments just remind of how truly special that game is.

So this entire article is basically “It’s ok because it was a woman doing the hitting.”

You mean you don’t go out and spend $350 in the year 2015 so you can play Xbox 360 games from 2007?

Uh, what? So the fact that you can play some old ass Xbox 360 games on Xbox One is a mic drop moment now? Yeah, ok.

Boy, I can’t wait to go spend $350 on an Xbox One so I can play...the original Mass Effect...in November 2015.

If you want TV that’s easy to watch, always has a happy ending, and doesn’t require you to care about long term storylines, maybe you should stick to CSI on CBS, dude.

And yet, I bet you lost your shit when Nintendo announced Mother 1, a 20+ year old NES game, coming to Virtual Console.

“This story has the distinct honor of being both incredibly offensive, yet not at all offensive, as well as hilarious.”

You are exactly the type of idiot that Jerry Seinfeld was talking about.

This entire Triple Crown run has revitalized horse racing in America. I swear I heard at LEAST one person in my entire office on Monday talking about it, or maybe they were discussing an American Pie movie. I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention.

So, it’s Mega Man Anniversary Collection with some concept art? Oh boy!

They could have actually given this package some value and included 7, 8, 9 and all the X games, and made it worthwhile.