A guy whose first book is ranked #232,241 on Amazon wants to rip someone else by citing low ratings? Oh, that's very cute.

You're not working out hard enough then. Run 6 miles a day, 3-4 days a week, for 4 months.

Yes, I am a man. Despite what lazy fat people say, it's not hard to lose weight by eating less, eating better, and exercising.

Cut out regular pop/soda and switched to diet back in 2010, and went from 252 to 200 in less than 5 months, but sure, diet soda is poison and will kill you in a month.

Or just drink zero calorie diet soda instead of coffee.

Well sometimes there is no accounting for taste.

Greek Americans aren't allowed to be inspired by black people?

Everything worked out just fine for Roger Meyers Sr. after he made his Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors cartoon back in the 1930's.

Cool, Deadspin is helping extort a pro athlete.

It will be CGI, and they will stylize the characters in a way that will make it completely unappealing to fans of the old show. Like basically every single TMNT reboot.

"after P.T., I'm reminded what Resident Evil should be capable of." Uh, what? After a 30 minute demo for a totally different game in a totally different genre, you're reminded of what a 3rd person action game should be capable of?

These people who still cling to the notion that modern Resident Evil should be a…

Probably didn't count because it was definitely an offensive foul. You can't create space with your other arm by pushing off against the defender.

But sure, the NBA should just forgo all rules and become the And1 Mixtape Tour.

Probably not.

Looks like the GamerGate terrorists win this round.

Maybe because coked out, drunk fighters can't defend themselves properly and some people have a hang up about watching people die on live television?

As someone who is personally paying taxes in Hennepin County (Minneapolis), I am totally fine with helping pay for the Vikings stadium. The Metrodome was a piece of shit, and I would rather see my tax money going to something I personally give a shit about, than to artsy bullshit or theaters or public parks 300 miles…

Yeah, pretty cool that the Timberwolves traded a 1st round pick for Young, then traded Young for a guy who will retire at the end of the year. After all, who needs silly things like high 1st round draft picks when you haven't made the playoffs in more than a decade?

These are on a "mixtape" for a reason. Because none of these tracks are good enough to appear on a legit full length.

Well of course they do. There are still plenty of Nintendo fansites out there who will give every game they publish a 9.5 out of 10, and they always show up on Metacritic.

Yep, I am sure WWE is really concerned about making money when it leaves a guy who hasn't been on their TV shows in nearly a year home from a shitty 3 day house show tour.