Looked interesting until the ridiculous water tornado at the end. Although I am fairly certain there will plenty of cringey, eye-roll inducing moments of TEENAGE ANGST , written by 30+ year old dudes who think they know how modern teenage girls talk and interact with people.

Get out of here, Stalker!

"GOD IS GOOD". Just once, I would like to see someone blame the Devil for all the bad shit that happens to them.

Next week in Peter King's MMQB Column:

1 Thing I Think I Think: it's ironic that the man who claims to be Superman got into a car accident. Guess that's what happens when you drive "faster than a speeding bullet".

So do any soccer lovers here want to explain to me how giving the guy who got reamed in the damn head with a foreign object a yellow card isn't totally stupid and fucked up?

Boy, Matt Kalil sure did OWN that guy who heckled him for being the worst offensive lineman in football. Sure showed that guy!

Matt Kalil has been the worst offensive tackle in football this year, he deserves to be heckled incessantly.

Why do reporters even bother talking to this turd? What do they think he would say that would be of any interest at all to readers?

Generic "All chain pizza is shit, buy local" comment goes here.

You're not going to get an answer. Deadspin's agenda is to rip the NFL and Roger no matter what they do. If they had re-instated Peterson, Barry's article about how justice for a 4 year old kid wasn't served would be here in place of this one.

Why am I not surprised that when the NFL finally gets it right, and rightfully suspends someone for the heinous shit they did, Deadspin is the first to come out and whine about it? If they would have done nothing, this site would have ripped them to shreds. They suspend a guy for an entire season (basically) for…

I would be happier if Moneen came back and made a new record.

Here's my "Hot Take": no other team sport has, or needs, fights, so why does hockey? This "the players need to police themselves" excuse is such bullshit. Hockey players don't care about getting their teeth knocked out in a fight if they hit Sidney Crosby. They care about being on the ice. Doll out heavy suspensions…

Looking forward to Billy's eventual "Fuck Martin Ødegaard" article in 7 years.

Why should anyone care what a rapist thinks about TV shows?

So, they are yanking stuff out of the game and giving it to you later at weekly intervals? That's...uh...cool I guess? I don't know. I would rather just have all that stuff at the beginning, since, once I beat the game, I'm not likely not going to come back to it for some downloadable beard sets.

I had zero problem controlling the cars in the game. And I thought the side content was great. I'm not talking about chess or drinking games, but rather searching for QR codes, the CTOS boxes, intruding on people and watching them attempt to grow their dick with pills, etc. I just finished Watch_Dogs a week ago, and I…

I'll be getting the game from Gamefly, and loving the 15-20+ hours I'll spend with it, and not even care if I am missing all of this truly useless "bonus" content.

He cooks it on the grill, and then puts it into a pile.

Seriously dude, you write for a website, and you lack basic reading comprehension skills?

Declare war on these whiny, unoriginal articles that people write every fucking year.