Whattaya buyin'?

The world is still pretty awesome dude, if you focus on the good things that directly impact your life, and not the shitty stuff that doesn't.

"I'm boycotting the NFL because of its terrible treatment of players and women. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get in line for that new iPhone, made by Chinese workers who literally cannot stop killing themselves while on the job."

Hey guys, did you hear Patriots owner Bob Kraft is close, personal friends with Mayweather, and completely endorses 100% of his behavior? It's true, I saw them shake hands once, so they must be super close.

Yep, I'm sure you've seen all the content the game has to offer in the less than 16 hours it's been available to play.

Why is it so hard lately to just install basic field turf, the type that seemingly 80% of high school stadiums have these days?

If you refuse to take down a sex tape featuring a famous male celebrity (Hulk Hugan), while decrying leaked nude photos of women (Jennifer Lawrence), you are a hyprocrite. Welcome to Gawker.

That art style is beyond tired, generic, and played out. Still can't believe they are trying to pass that garbage off in 2014.

That art style is terrible.

I bet you don't mind NOT paying for her treatment, though.

This game called Destiny. You may have heard of it.

The real #1: the Gizmo, which John obviously didn't try.

I agree. It would give Deadspin better things to write about during the month too. Instead we get this stuff.

Well, if any one source is qualified to talk about haughty dipshits who are up their own asses, it's certainly Deadspin.

Tom Ley is furiously typing up his article about how this is all Roger Goodell's fault.

Enjoy something I've been doing for years, suckers! *Goes back to watching every single episode on XBMC*

Also, credit to Jason for mentioning Lemon of Troy. Possibly the most underrated Simpsons episode of all time.

Jezebel is going to have a field day with this new Night Trap.

Did you also say the same thing when Netflix streaming came out? Because EA Access is basically the same thing. Nothing is stopping you, or anyone, from going to GameStop, Amazon, etc. right now and buying the games on offer from EA Access, and owning them forever.

But hey, why do that when you can be outraged on the…

"CBS can do better." Alright then Diana, you seem to be an expert on women in sports media, so what would you propose they do instead? Uh oh, they gave 5 talented, experienced, hard working personalities their own talk show, WHAT A TERRIBLE, PATRONIZING THING. I am sure those women were all insulted at the very IDEA…

Someone finding out they have *gasp* SUPER POWERS is not "completely different". Like, at all.