"Of course, within 10 years every broadcast is going to look like this at all times." No it won't.

Minnesota is almost always at or near the top in every single quality of life survey or study release, but sure Tom, keeping talking out your ass about something you know nothing about.

Nope, I can honestly say I was taught at a young age that if you behave yourself, and act good in public, you will be rewarded. Not "Oh shit, you're making a scene, better appease you by giving you everything you want in hopes you'll shut the hell up and get people to stop looking at me."

That's funny, I was a kid once, and never once threw a shit fit over a god damn fruit pie. Probably because my parents actually disciplined me.

But Wall is black, so anyone who criticizes him is automatically racist.

We mock the NBA for telling these kids stuff that is plainly obvious to you and I. And yet, we think the NBA should get rid of its age requirement and let completely unprepared 18 year olds attempt to handle fame and millions of dollars? Yeah ok.

Doesn't this story belong on Drunkspin then? Oh wait, I forgot, getting drunk is cool and awesome and never has any consequences.

"the industry is definitely circling the drain." So because he/she got laid off, the entire industry is dying? Yeah, ok.

What is the point of this article? You can find stories like these in literally every single industry. Especially in tech-based industries. That's the nature of business. If you don't want to deal…

They call it the Definitive Edition, yet it doesn't come with a pork bun? Come on now.

I can't believe people still bring up the "Could the best college team beat the worst pro team?" thing, even in passing. No. They could not. More than half of Florida State's roster will be selling homeowners insurance or used cars in 2 years. The Jaguars roster is mostly made up of professional players.

Second, actually. Lisa Boyer was on the Cavaliers coaching staff in 2001-2002.

"We are making a game filled with features that died off for a reason."

In future news, developer Reakktor has laid off its entire workforce and has closed its doors.

Still have yet to see anyone in the media, Deadspin included, come up with what they would have done, specifically, to punish Ray Rice. I guess they are too busy with their righteous indignation to do that.

Who hits harder: Ray Rice vs his wife, or Deadspin vs this dead horse of a topic?

The manner in which so many publishers have completely bungled PS2 games on PS3/PS4 astounds me. Are licensing rights for voice actors, etc. THAT difficult to work out that you would just rather not re-release these games in a digital format at all? Or do you simply have no problem with Gamestop/eBay/Amazon making all…

How about this: if shit gets heated, walk away. I am 6'5, 210, but if I was in an argument with a guy the size of Shaq, you better believe I would, for the sake of my own self preservation, watch what I said to that dude, and if stuff began escalating, I would remove myself from that situation. If Shaq ends up…

Looks like Deadspin found their Tebow.

Nope. Everything you love is shitty and terrible, according to some guy's article on the internet.

I agree. Talking about issues with people never solves or helps anything.

How long is Deadspin going to fuck this chicken?

Just wait and see the movie. That way you can experience the "great" story without all of the awful, Splinter-Cell-in-2004 style gameplay.