This sounds like "I enjoy everything about this game...except the gameplay." In that case, I'll pass.

At least this isn't another "Isn't Pokemon awesome you guys!?" story.

What did the other players want A.J. to do after the pitcher got shelled, hold him in his arms, lightly stroke his hair and tell him "Everything's going to be ok, I promise"? These are grown fucking men, they don't need their hands held by "veteran leaders" every time they crap the bed.

He predicted that the A's are going to lose in the ALDS again?

I know right? I prefer authentic NYC street corner hot dogs that have spent the day floating in water inside some unwashed man's hot dog cart.

Would it be religiously intolerant of me to say that not being allowed to drink water for 10+ hours a day, for an entire month, is fucking stupid?

Years of taking steroids finally catching up to her?

Yep, because Minnesota, one of the healthiest states in America, packed with blonde Scandinavian women, sure struggles in the hot women department.

Didn't help that Germany had an extra 27 hours of rest time, while the US has had to do more traveling between games than any other team. What idiot put together this schedule?

I've been on this games nuts since I saw the first trailer. I can't wait to spend the entire weekend naked, eating pizza, and playing Shovel Knight.

Yeah, but Tatanka is cool with the name, so it doesn't need to be changed.

Ahh Metro, the FPS where the actual shooting feels terrible, but everything else is cool...I guess.

This article could have been written using four words: Because it's Mortal Kombat.

No, they are not.

I still buy CD's, because physical AND digital is always better than just digital.

So, the same tired, generic, boring "Take my money!" shit people have said for the last 10 Steam sales? Riveting stuff here.

I disagree. The burrito they had 4 or so years ago with the potatoes and bacon bits in it blew me away.

Yeah, god forbid people don't have an Encyclopedic knowledge of the game like the Screamer nerds. I legitimately would like to know how it would be possible for the US to win a Cup within the next 12 years.

Wow, Deadspin can get butthurt about anything these days, can't they?

I bet Tom Ley is a fun person to hang out with.

Just because a game has a male lead character doesn't mean that game, or its creators, are sexist.