PercyChuggs
PercyChuggs
PercyChuggs

That's some fine logic on display there. "Oh, they delayed the game for 6 months so that they could refine and polish it? It'll be a buggy mess. They should have put it out in November."

Man, I wish I was a pro football player. I could act like a complete piece of shit, and just blame it on the CTE.

This game will make about as much impact on the industry as LittleBigPlanet. There will be a small group of people who make great, creative stuff for it, but not enough to really make a big splash.

Hasn't been announced yet, and already the box art is full of "Comes with exclusive DLC!" bullshit. Awesome.

The Saint Paul paper is the Pioneer Press

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I think this site needs 5 to 7 more Twitch Plays Pokemon stories per day. It hasn't gotten enough attention.

Every single defensive end in the NFL would run circles around this guy. He would be the worst offensive lineman in the league.

Why don't you spend 60+ years in broadcasting and then show us how it's done?

Twitter is a social network, just like Facebook. Which means if it's a shitty experience for you, that's your fault. Get rid of your shitty Facebook friends, and stop following terrible Twitter feeds. These sites and services are only as good as you make them.

The only thing stupider than this contest is the fact that someone would spend time writing about it possibly being rigged on Deadspin.

Nope, needs more swearing and ALL CAPS.

Why do you have such a problem with one game you don't like? Who gives a fuck if it's a game for "teenage gamers". Aren't they entitled to stuff they like to? Call of Duty doesn't impact you, or your gaming tastes, at all.

Gotcha. So the next time I volunteer at the soup kitchen, I'll do a really fucking terrible job of it, and that will be perfectly ok because I'm just a volunteer.

A whole lot of bitter, frumpy single girls in these comments. Don't worry ladies, maybe some day, someone will love you. Until then, just keep wearing sweats everywhere and I'm sure you'll find your Mr. Right.

"All guys". I stopped right there.

So what's your point? If you want to find guys who are into black women, go on a site designed for that purpose. Do you also go to Italian restaurants and complain when you don't see any Mexican food on the menu?

So, he makes one hit and you, as well as Deadspin, are ready to call him the greatest defensive end ever?

NFL scouts watch more than just one play on Youtube. I think they, and not you, would know if a guy gives full effort most of the time.

Effort is kind of important when you're playing sports, Drew. Sorry, but there is more to evaluate in a player than a Youtube video where someone's helmet comes off.

I like how guys like Randy Moss can take plays off, and be lambasted, yet Clowney takes AN ENTIRE SEASON off, and it's totally cool.

"Gay or straight, no one defines themselves by their sexuality."

Yeah...this is wrong. I've met plenty of people who make it pretty well known almost immediately that their entire life revolves around being gay.