So when does the "US choked" article come from Deadspin? Because you know it would be on it's way if this were to happen to the men's team. But this is a Gawker site, so don't expect to see it.

Of course he/she doesn't realize that. It's just your typical stupid, uninformed, "MURICA!" comment that so many unoriginal, unfunny fuckwits love to post.

The lining of your stomach can stretch easier if you don't have body fat pushing back against it.

Nobody cares about your stupid old comic book characters. It's 2014.

I don't give a shit about ANY of the Marvel movies, and I actually thought this looks pretty good. I don't know any of these characters, I haven't read any of their lame comics, and so I will go into it not caring whether or not they are true to anything. This just looks like a dumb comedy sci-fi movie, nothing more.

Faried should stop doing the exact thing he's best at? Which is giving all effort all the time? Yeah, ok. Let's just have every NBA game look like the All Star Game too.

The only women who have a problem with the nudity in the Blurred Lines videos are the ones who look like they only get Dick when they watch Van Dyke on Nick at Nite.

His games are "sometimes controversial"? Since when? What has he ever done that could be considered controversial? Because a couple uptight dinks had a problem with a video game baptism?

Why, because she was put into an indoor league game as a publicity stunt?

You are wasting your life.

Not sure if trolling, sarcastic, or just really stupid...

Good, I am glad it's at 30 FPS. I like a deliberately paced, more methodical shooter from time to time. Not everything needs to move as quickly as Vanquish.

Also, I have never, EVER, in my 25 years as a gamer, said to myself "Boy, this smooth moving, awesome looking games only runs at 30 FPS, so I guess it actually…

I like how, in any other sport, if a guy can't win in "the clutch", or hit the big shot, Deadspin will shit all over them. But this guy, they love for whatever reason.

I can help not cheering for this guy by not giving a shit about figure skating.

Finally, a game that will run at unlimited frames per second. PC master race!

So then, why couldn't this game just be on the Wii, a console owned by more than 80 million people?

Nintendo can't even think of a compelling way to use the thing THEY INVENTED. That's pretty pathetic. As usual though, the games media, who grew up wearing Mario jammies and therefore have a sentimental attachment to the…

How does it feel being the complete, total embodiment of every fat stereotype that people hate?

How great would it have been for one of those refs to T him up for his almost choreographed celebration routine? Where is Ed Hightower when you need him?

"go back to Reddit" says the guy with the novelty user name and gimmick.

Gawker: Drunk woman kills six, had prior DUI. Isn't she terrible?

Jezebel: Drink up, ladies!