I saw it. They cut out of a Viagra commercial in time to see the entire play.

Maybe get off Kotaku and do some exercising. Then you can eat cookies.

I don't get the people who think Rubio's shooting is the cause of the Timberwolves woes. They make it sound like he's the #2 scoring option on the team, and jacking up 15 shots a night. He's not, and he isn't. Pekovic, Kevin Martin, shit even Corey Brewer and JJ Barea are counted on to score and take more shots than…

I love the industry right now. I can get excited about a big budget AAA game like inFamous coming out in March, and then turn around and play a cool 8-bit throwback like Shovel Knight. This retro revival is awesome, and I can't wait to see more games like this one, Freedom Planet, and others.

Chris Rock on "He's so articulate".

Except, you can be a thug and be white too. Or any other race. Jeremy Shockey was a thug. Ryan Leaf was a thug. Both Nate and Nick Diaz from the UFC are thugs. It's an attitude you exhibit.

That drive never should have happened in the first place, but Seattle got away with roughing the kicker and got the ball.

All of these ideas are stupid, and formulated by people who think real life sports should look like arcade video games.

No. You shouldn't change the rules of the game, or the dimensions of the playing field, just because players are getting better. Using your logic, MLB would have moved the fences in every single park back by 40 feet in the late 90's because so many players were hitting home runs.

While we are at it, let's also move every game indoors, because the weather fucks with too many games and gives certain teams unfair advantages. And all these WR's getting hurt could be fixed by letting them get a running start off the line of scrimmage, so let's put that in there too. Oh, and how about moving the…

Kinda funny how 2K signed the deal back in 2005 solely to spite EA. EA had just signed the deal with the NFL, and 2K was pissing and moaning and so they locked up 3rd party baseball rights, and ended up losing a shit ton of money.

Yes, people on magazine covers get their photos retouched. This has been common knowledge for more than 15 fucking years. Way to break this story wide open, Gawker.

Any truth to the rumor that the song he was singing was "Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be"?

Yet another reason to still buy physical copies of my console games.

Deadspin wrote almost this same exact article a couple months ago about Andrew Wiggins, who has flopped at Kansas so far. Give this guy a couple more months, and we'll forget about him.

Geez, it must be rough getting 3 hours of top flight entertainment for free.

But Jezebel, I thought gender specific toys were wrong, and that little girls should be happy to play with boy toys, and vice versa?

These articles are always so stupid.

Don't tell others how to eat their food. How about that?

Wow, these are almost painfully unfunny.

I'm sure the paint will look just fine after you've smashed into the median when a giant sheet of snow melts and drifts down onto your windshield.