This is true for any kind of photography. Lighting is everything. And 90% of the time, pictures of people taken outdoors are terrible. The same goes with something like a used car. Would you rather see the car inside, on the dealer floor, or outside under a dreary winter sky?

There's no way to check for chemistry until you meet someone in any other form of dating either...

Did you even read the article? He was asked to kick the ball shorter and higher, because the Vikings coverage team was awful.

Nah, that can't possibly be it. Otherwise, he would have landed somewhere else this ye...oh, wait. Nevermind.

You don't even need an internet connection, since all the games will be on over the air broadcast television.

Any mature, responsible adult will watch the movie and think Jordan Belfort is a terrible human being. The only people who would think "Whoa, this bro got ALL the bitchez! I wanna be just like him" are already morons to begin with.

Apparently, every new movie released now must be approved for all audiences by the Feminist Agenda of America.

Google A.C. Green or Doug Christie.

Hmm, I guess Steve Martin was right all along.

I am not surprised half of the comments in here are "She'll have to pay so much in taxes though!" Hey, idiots, she could sell the damn car, pocket the money, pay the extra income tax, and STILL come away with a hell of a lot more money than she had before she got picked for the show.

It Takes A Stupid Soul to Think Voodoo Is Actually Real.

I admire any woman who sticks by her cheating husband so that she can use his influence and popularity to further her own political career years later.

There are just as many pieces of deadbeat white trash who knock up multiple women as there are "ghetto homeboys" who do the same.

She couldn't be bothered to get off her ass and go to the store to buy something as common as an iPod Nano?

I disagree. It was a "decent for a video game" story with some outdated, 2003 Splinter Cell on Xbox gameplay.

This is Jezebel, what are you expecting, Pulitzer prize winning content? Christ, they've resorted to reposting their own articles now (the one posted today about couples who drink together was written last month as well), asking them to be consistent with their bullshit politics would be way too much.

You want an actor to stop trying so hard?

It's a good thing I'll never be rich or attractive, so I don't need to worry about running into these kinds of women.

Even if the "slobber knocker" is being played by a bunch of guys who can't throw the ball because their thumbs are broken, or their brains are damaged?

No, it isn't.