I hope all the women here who are still with abusive, asshole boyfriends/husbands will hold off on their snarky comments until they themselves drop those losers from their lives.

More proof that if you have a decent story (by video game standards), it will seemingly always trump good gameplay. The Last of Us played like a 2003 Splinter Cell game, but people forgave it because of the story, which is absolutely ridiculous.

Solution: don't fucking watch it. It's actually that simple. NBC execs aren't going to come to your house, snap your DVD copy of Grease in half, and hold you down and force you to watch their version.

The Atelier games are garbage, and a laughing stock among real RPG gamers who know what's actually good, and what's just anime-styled junk.

That's the players fault for not doing the most with the free education. Christian Ponder graduated from Florida State in 2 and a half years, before going on to the NFL. It IS possible to balance academics with athletics, even if you're the QB on one of the most prestigious teams in the country.

The fact that you can tell people you own $300 jeans.

The number of frumpy women in pajama pants at Noon, while they sit on their iPad asking "Why can't I find a man!?" reading and commenting on this story is so damn high right now...

She can sit on me.

That's funny, I lost over 50 pounds in 5 months by replacing regular soda with diet soda, as well as eating better and exercising. Surely, I should have been killed instantly the second I finished that first can of Pepsi Max.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/diet-so…

Take this with a grain of salt though, it's just the Mayo Clinic. I doubt they know anything about this kind of stuff.

Sorry, but it's not Diet Coke's fault if you order the 3/4 pound burger at Wendys because "I'm not getting any calories with my diet soda, so why not?"

An easy way to tell if you should take someones sports opinions seriously, is if they justify fighting in hockey. Then you can just say "Nope", and move right along.

Pretty bad when the only way you can get people to talk about your sport is by having dudes engage in 1st degree assault mid-game.

Nah, imbeciles don't post on Gawker, they are too busy purchasing pictures off eBay.

Hey, that first one is mine! Cool!

Anything in particular I should choke on?

You people take your musicals WAY too seriously.

You must be drunk if that's how you interpret my comments. Go dry out.

33 years old and messing around with a high school girl? I didn't read the article, so I am assuming you're talking about Paul Walker.

You nailed it. Most men are probably afraid of being labeled perverts who are just trying to sneak a peek at ladies in their undies when they are in there.

I will play this on either PS4 or PC. Most likely PS4, because I don't feel like upgrading from my GeForce 570 any time soon.

This is probably a tough story for Gawker in general to cover. Surely, these evil white authority figures would jump at any chance to throw a non-white in jail, yet there will be no charges.

I am sure the gals over at Jezebel are furiously typing their "rape culture wins again" article right now though.