"Dress how you wanna, all you post-feminist post-shame post-creativity paragons!" But don't paint your face. Then we'll shame the fuck out of you until you get fired from your job.

You have terrible taste in food then.

TRP = The Red Pill, which is a hilarious, "I think this might be a giant parody but I am not sure, oh god how can so many people be so stupid?" subreddit on Reddit. Basically, it's the worst people on earth who haven't heard about 4chan yet.

I prefer Leann Chinn, which is apparently a regional chain here in Minnesota. I don't care if their House Special chicken is actually ground up Chinese day laborers...I would still eat it and love it.

I'm going to remember this the next time my co-worker bitches at me for getting Panda Express and not "real Chinese food".

People who want more than glorified QTE's from their games will pass on this.

The difference is, you could have prevented your wallet from being stolen by being a responsible adult and not getting blackout drunk. But what fun would that be, right? GRAB ME A BEER BRO, LET'S PARTY, WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

That's funny, I went to a Halloween party this past weekend, and not a single lady there was dressed as anything "sexy" or "a slut and a slut". Stand up for yourself and wear whatever costume you want to wear, not the one you think you're supposed to wear. The guy groping you is obviously a douche, and your boyfriend…

Reminder: putting yourself in dangerous situations and willingly making yourself impaired and vulnerable isn't a smart thing to do either.

Nothing is sexier than when my girlfriend suggests we should watch another episode of The Wire.

Yeah, white guys are never in the news for abusing women. Never.

Tell me, at what point in your life did you decide you hated white people? Or was it just something you grew up around?

I love how you know what other people "give a fuck about". Please, tell me more about myself.

Of course Jezebel has turned this into a feminist issue. Because of course.

Soooooo much racism in these comments. What a bunch of hypocritical dinks a lot of you people are.

Because every piece of neighborhood gossip you hear is true. All the time.

The actions of one or two people at one particular store does not make the entire company racist. Can we keep that in mind before we break out the pitchforks?

I like how this blatantly racist statement has 45 stars.

Nice attitude to have. "A study hurt my feelings, so now I am gonna whine about it and wear a frumpy hoodie." You know what men (and women too) don't find attractive? That attitude.