"The resolution of this console game is not up to my standards. I do believe I hate this game now." - No One Ever

Who cares, I'm going to play the game on the Wii U touchpad anyways.

You're going to walk out of Game 5 of the World Series because you were asked to hold up a white card? Sure.

That's a stretch. He was saying the star QB on the best team in the country gets a good looking girl...and he does. Tom Brady has a SUPERMODEL for a wife. There are plenty of women who love the idea of dating or marrying the star athlete. Don't deny it.

Yeah, because of gross incompetence on the part of the Cowboys.

My mistake. One fumble and one drop that was then intercepted.

This video needs more Nike logos and attractive young people drinking Pepsi Max.

Not shown: his two fumbles that were huge plays in the game.

Proof: even watching the NFL gives you short and long term memory loss.

I think you mean "and so many people aren't offended by it, because it's a fucking Halloween costume or make believe dress up"

The only thing worse than a fake apology is the reaction of assholes like Callie Beusman when someone gives a legit one. What do you want her to do, create a United Negro College Fund Forgiveness Scholarship under her name to atone for her grave sins? She made a mistake, acknowledged it, and apologized for it.

I like seeing my Mom's updates on Facebook because I wanna know who my next step-dad will be.

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You're probably one of those pretentious dinks who says that the perfect hamburger has absolutely nothing on it.

Who here honestly thinks LeBron doesn't have a massive dick? Come on now, let's be realistic people.

I love Jezebel sometimes. Post an article yesterday about the guy who is in 50 Shades of Grey, in his underwear, and the ladies here slobber all over him and treat him like, guess what, a sex object. But it's ok, you're…

And yet, every woman here would jump into bed with him if given the chance.

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He did all that, but then he immediately pointed to someone as if to say "He tripped me!"

I'll bet that hat just comes right off too!

All of the people in here who are excited for this must be forgetting that NBC has been a terrible broadcast network for at least the last 7 years. Surely they won't completely fuck this one up. Surely.