Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

The premise is good-looking rich couple looking good doing rich people things, and bantering, also solving a murder. The end of each episode made clear they were about to bang in their jacuzzi, giant bed, other elegant money-having location.

You’d think he could get his paid staffers to look up a quote on a prosperity gospel site...

-Because it was a clock

I’m very skeptical of their story. When police take a bomb threat seriously, they evacuate the premises and send in a little robot to investigate/detonate it. This is straight up “this kid is a Muslim and an engineer which means he could grow up to be a bomb-making terrorist, so let’s give him a scare he’ll never…

If they really thought it was a bomb, why didn’t they call people who can recognize bombs right away? Couldn’t a member of a bomb squad say, “No, dipshits. Not a bomb.”

So we went to a stadium, we had 31 thousand people, which is by far the largest, they say, like, ever, for an early primary, and that’s probably true.

Trump’s speeches are the same thing a comedian does when they perform at “City X.”

He’s a ridiculous candidate and a despicable human being, but there is definitely a lesson that candidates who aren’t sociopaths and bigots should learn from Trump: There’s a lot of people out there who prefer unrehearsed gibberish to a well constructed thought that comes out rehearsed. I’m not saying someone should…

It can be hard to wean people off of Yelp. My girlfriend wanted Chinese food the other day, and asked if I knew a good place (since we just moved in together in Kent, where I’ve lived for awhile because fuck Seattle rent.)

I recommended my favorite place (Golden Phoenix, in Covington), and rather than agree to this on…

I don’t think the headline should use the word “seduced,” especially as it’s just been legally declared to be sexual assault.

Ellen is a great TV host and hilarious, and I’m glad she’s on TV as a daytime host.

I agree, but she had no intention or desire to be the new host.

I think it makes sense to talk to college students who may not be on his side ideologically. How many people reading this website right now gained knowledge at university that helped shape their current political views? College is a ripe time for teaching and changing minds. It makes more sense than talking to older…

Did she write it on her own stationery? I think this calls for some serious fact-finding to get to the truth.

#ThatIsAll

At these meetings, they introduce Effie Brown, an experienced Hollywood producer and a black woman. She has produced seventeen feature films, including Dear White People and boy, the Irony Gods are working overtime today.

Watching Matt Damon defend the integrity of the teaching profession is a pretty good palate cleanser (while standing next to his beaming mother - a teacher).