People Are Drunk On Rights In This Country

IS FOX NEWS SECRETLY RUN BY INVASIVE ALIENS WHO ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL OUR RIGHTS AND TURN THE US INTO A TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP WHERE HUMANS ARE USED AS SUSTENANCE?

It takes a ginormous leap in logic to go from

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

Wikipedia and Google, whose contents are largely based in reality, are notorious for being what wingnuts refer to as “liberal.”

This piece totally ignores the fact that OBAMA OWNS SNOPES and therefore everything they say is SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA MEANT TO KEEP THE SHEEPLE FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

Glad to see that ol’ Dr. Strangepork is still among the living.

That just means that if not for him Fozzie bear would never have been able to successfully destroy the towers. Not that he did it himself.

I’m on Team Denise. Kermit deserves a woman who appreciates him for the kind hearted frog he is and won’t karate chop him 10 times a day.

I keep trying to find reasons as to why I should care about this “email scandal” but I have yet to find a reason. Media keeps trying to make this happen. I mean I expect this kind of nonsense tactics from Fox but it seems like every news source is desperate for a scandalous hate story.

That wouldn’t have saved her that much of a headache b/c there would still have been the issue of sending (future) classified information via an unsecure channel. (http://bigstory.ap.org/article/1a67b7… explains what a pain going through secure channels is and how almost nobody does it.) There might not have been as…

Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.

The Real World has blessed us with Rachel Campos-Duffy her douche husband, Rep Sean Duffy. On balance we also had Pedro Zamora.

I’m almost jealous that you’re just finding this out now. Delish, isn’t it?

“Survivor contestant,” “married to backup NFL quarterback” and “conservative idiot on The View” are literally her claims to fame.

They own 28% of the Chevron stock.

Oh please.

GTFO with that Fox bullshit.

False equivalency.