Here's the letter I sent to Greenpeace this morning. I took no joy in writing it:

This would have been easier if you had just said you knew where MH370 is and let the e-mails roll in.

I will watch it if they base it on the lost gospel of Biff, Christ's childhood pal:

Here's what I posted on i09 this morning:

Another quote from director Alex Graves:

"I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll and being brainless is a big part of that."

Yep, they have daily shows I believe. One advantage of having your store in a city chock full of highly trained but totally underemployed dancers.

:( Even in magazine covers you have to watch out for a white guy with a gun.

Idris Elba didn't make the best beef-and-bison chili you've ever had for dinner, I — wait. Idris, what are you doing in my girlfriend's kitchen wearing nothing but an apron and a smile? THAT IS NOT COOL, MA— uh, yes. Yes, I would like a beer. Wow, yeah, Dogfish Head Midas Touch is some really great stuff, thanks.

I sang the theme song of the PBS cartoon in my head! ".... and her love made Clifford grow so big that the Howards had to leave their home."

An excellent point.

Such dogs. Many cuteness. Wow! Very +1.

Yet to truly advocate for public health, we must remember to advocate for women and girls, for whom ADHD hysteria discourages from seeking the help they need.

Lol, I am the "wonderful bastard" from reddit. Thanks for noticing and posting this, so even more people can see those.

Patriots: Lannisters

It's not surprising that Seattle is making it rain

Having contributed to this website, I can attest that they are indeed true, factual, actual, and satisfactual.

There are a couple of troops in our service unit in So Cal that sell those kind of numbers. One of them used their cookie money to take the troop on a summer trip to Europe. None of those girls' families would have been able to give them something like that, so, as far as I am concerned, they can sell as many as…

Jewish lesbian penguins?

Yes, but my understanding is that Orlando is retiring.