As for their sectionmates? The Yankees need not have worried; most of the premium seats are empty.

Damn, that is a more perfect version of that joke.

To B or not to B.

I guess jokes about Jezebel being sold to Conde Nast aren’t funny this year, HEY-O.

Fun fact possibly related to SCOTUS needing help: Supreme Court clerks have their own sub-plan in the federal system.

My last name is more awesome than 99% of other last names. I will only change my last name if my fiancee’s last name is cooler than mine.

This article sucks and I have no sympathy for the writer, but the comments are serving gold.

Valvrave.

Valvrave.

Up-down, up-down. I am a lawyer.

It’s a plausible supporting factor. I think there’s rule that there’s no Confrontation Clause issue you killed the witness (although I might be thinking of a hearsay exception).

The guy in Kirito’s Beater outfit should have shown up in a hospital robe.

I think you could do it without changing the law, just as a creative interpretation of the interplay of Faretta/Edwards and Maryland v. Craig (which it turns out is the name of the case I was thinking of that says child sex abuse victims can testify by closed circuit television) in a test case with perfect facts.

I think the solution is to either: (1) expand the Confrontation Clause exception which allows child victims of sexual abuse to testify in a place where they cannot view their observer, (2) expand the exception that states “you have a right to self-representation, unless you’re incompetent” with “... unless it’s…

The Court does not have the power to force the defendant to be represented by an attorney in criminal cases (the right to self-representation is viewed as sort of a corollary to the right to counsel) unless the defendant is found incompetent to represent himself (and “incompetence to represent himself” is a different…

Salaried employees are basically working Leap Day for free. We work an extra day, paycheck stays the same.

With gas at its current prices, many miles a year do you have to drive, over the period that most first owners would keep a car like this, for a Tesla to be a better deal than other cars with comparable (aside from the electric thing) features?

Not my Toyota Yaris.

Bartenders don’t seem to mind “a Diet Coke, but please make it look like a rum and coke” if you tip what you would have on the rum and coke.

My dad (I was a Girl Scout from ‘95 to ‘00 or something like that) was upper management at his office and refused to shill at work for me. I was pretty miffed at the time, but I understand it now.