Add foot petals to the inside-back of your shoes, whatever kind you get.

NO, OH GOD.

selena meyer

This stealing-embryos-and-selling-them thing happened in real life: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/12/…

Holy fucking shit. Time to stock up on their bra-padded maxi dresses.

I'm very proud that my (graduate) institution invested adequately and put in single-stall unisex bathrooms in both of its two classroom buildings during its recent remodels, though it still needs them in the library.

>I'm going with the people who are educated

I just came here to laugh at chicken pox parties. When my mom was pregnant (a few years before the vaccine), my parents realized they needed to have me get chicken pox or I wouldn't be allowed in the maternity ward. So whenever one of my friends got chicken pox, they would send me to play with that kid, drink from…

If this is about the first question, ia.

Petite and mid-twenties and I've had this happen to me twice before, too.

My high school and the district's middle schools started at 7:20AM and the elementary schools started at 9:00AM (something something busses). It was ass. Good on this girl.

There's been a big push to mod Red (who you can fight at the end of Gold/Silver) to have TPP's lineup. I have no idea if it's feasible, though.

It was sloppy, but I liked it because it was about sisters.

Hair chalk, yo.

Freddy was the runt of the litter (WHAAAAT?) and then had a pretty spectacular growth spurt.

To forestall everyone who thinks this is favoritism and only happens to rich white people — no. Diversion/deferral/consent calendar is common for low-level first-time offenders. Hell, indigent clients get it all the time.

It sounds like she's on a deferral/consent calendar — something frequently offered to first time and minor offenders that boils down to "If you comply with X requirements over Y period of time, we'll throw the case out and it will be like this never happened." It's not a rich person/white shoe lawyer thing.

Did someone say impersonating a US Marshall?

I went to lunch last month with an older lady professor who told me that when she was at TCU, "Football Appreciation for Ladies" or something like it was a mandatory class.

I'm an atheist and went to Georgetown from 2006 to 2010. I went for the academics (School of Foreign Service) and because the people seemed nice. I gave zero fucks about anything else.