I saw it in a Gawker comment shortly after the Zimmerman verdict came out.

One thing to remember when deporting someone like that is that you could effectively be sentencing them to death, or generally just an insanely shitty life, by sending them back. Beating up a kid on a bus does not deserve a death sentence or poverty in a third-world shithole.

I could get on board with this if there were well-fitting white tank-tops that didn't show a nude bra.

No it wasn't.

Biebs has a tattoo of Joffrey, right?

To use a Jezebel-friendly example, a Florida woman's abusive ex-boyfriend came to her house, she shot in the air to scare him off, and she got twenty years.

Also, Edward is just longer.

I hope you enjoy having those train tracks around for the next decade, at a minimum. I'm twenty-four and was a Shining Time Station aficionado in my childhood. My mom didn't throw out a certain Thomas blanket until two years ago.

What is the cutoff for "cheap" here?

Public.

It worked out well for the prime minister in About A Boy.

Uhhh I learned cursive in California in 1997 or so.

Daario is the worst character, but here's hoping we'll see his butt.

False. Once you get into a top 10 law school, you will need to put in another 29 weeks of honest labor.* Then you may coast.

Here's a slightly different twist I'd like some advice on: taking money out of a 401(k) or acquiring education debt.

It's not even a rich person thing. A quick survey of my 90 person Plurk list turned up two people with working class moms whose insurance covered preventative mastectomies and reconstructive surgery.

Covering preventative mastectomies is standard for insurance, as is reconstructive surgery. The BRCA test costs a lot of money due to patent bullshit, and not everyone's insurance covers it, but SCOTUS is likely to throw out the patent and then it will be $50 for everyone.

Strangers on the street can't tell you had you had testes removed.

Me too! I was thinking "Wow, her work is pretty flexible to let her get surgery like tha—Brad Pitt?!"

Boss at my old company wanted the interns to fill out the financial paperwork for him to get a $10 million vacation house in the Bahamas. I ended up intercepting because that task had nothing to do with what the intern was hired for, and also, there's nothing more soulcrushing than seeing an executive's salary when…