Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

best console ever.

I can practically feel the salt flowing from that Link player.

Neither SimCity nor the recent release of The Sims 4 performed very well, according to a person familiar with goings-on at the studio.

Buy up studios and either make their games stink, repeat the same game year after year with a few cosmetic changes, or close 'em down.

Glen Beck hasn't been on TV in years. His show is on the internet. The same internet you are on right now.

While questing is contrived and not exactly moldbreaking, the game becomes something special at higher levels and end game. They designed the game top down with stuff at the end of the tedium as a much bigger focus. This "review" is more or less accurate on the impressions.

It does explode when it gets excited.

That looks like its gonna be a pretty good game. It looks fun.

I think this would actually be a pretty good idea if there was a prerequisate level you had to be to use the service ( giving you a good amount of time to learn the mechanics of your character ) and prorating the service based on your current level.

Entering without permission.

Where's the beef, Sega?

are you kitten me? this is pawssibly the best thing evar!

Dance Dance Revolution is a videogame in which the player assumes the identity of a colored arrow crushing fascist.

The game teaches children that flashing arrows are the enemy of uniformity and thus rewards the players with points for every unique flashing arrow they crush under their authoritative foot.

Microsoft, because of your past behavior, you can't my business. Something has gone terribly wrong for some reason.

Oh, for chrissakes, as long as it's a good game, that's all that matters. Just because they used some restraint and didn't shoehorn in a bunch of WiiU-specific gimmicks, just to justify the platform it was developed for, that's somehow a black mark?

Hell, son, that's the best news I've heard all day. :P