Oh they were the worst, those year 7 b.c. kids. Always tearing through town on their donkey carts blasting that damned loud Lyre music.

Yeah, you may want to preemptively remove holiday-required tools for this method :)

This doesn't take into account the things that you may use only once a year but absolutely require then (specifically, a turkey baster! I hardly ever need a baster except at Thanksgiving/Christmas).

"When will the white community leaders stand up and condemn this epidemic of serial killers?"

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

What in the blue Hells is swavy? How is coming up with these so-called words?

I am an old. One definition Urban Dictionary gives of "fleek" is "swavy" and this does not help me understand what fleek means...

My understanding, limited as it may be, is that this young girl would not have detonated the bomb herself no matter what, so the fact that she didn't is not probative. Someone else would have been in charge of the actual detonation.

Of course, very very few of these young women are acting out of conviction. They…

This is satire right?

Reminder: all new religious movements are just schemes for old men to rape 13-year-old girls.

Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

his name is john galt

What's going on?!! I'll tell you what's going on! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from their graves! Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats, Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

*thumbs up for flossing*

Saying that woman who likes to go out and have sex (which is what I assume she means when she says "be naughty") in any way deserve to be raped is as stupid as saying that anyone who likes to go shopping and spend a lot of money deserves to be robbed.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Oh, for SHIT's sake! That woman is an ASSHOLE! I have two sons, ages 14 and 18. We've drilled MUTUAL CONSENT into their heads since they were old enough to understand what sex is.

No, just no.

Let's not cheer for any rape, k?

What's not to understand? The number of rapes that occur in any given country is in stark contrast to the number of rapists who actually end up in prison.