Once upon a time, when I was 16, I worked at a pizza hut knockoff. I rode my bike a couple of miles to work every day after school and worked the phones/register and made pizzas. This was no problem for quite some time. Until we hired a brand new driver who took a shine to me. The grown ass man who decided to…

Yeah, I was young and dumb. Now, no doubt. Then...well, that never even occurred to me. I just wished he would go away. Wishing people wouldn't bother you is a younger woman's game (or at least it was mine), now I would lose my gd mind.

unfathomable to most, probably just a Tuesday to him?

I liked bartending because money. I hated bartending because, when it wasn't busy, you were just trapped with your one wierdo lunch customer and couldn't escape into the kitchen or something. Queue my most regular of regulars: Creepy CVS Worker. The same young man who, when I went to the CVS to pick something up, told…

Started crying.

Ummm...could a shitstorm also be unleashed re: childhood sexual abuse comments?

Justice being served means that he isn't going back to jail, not that people are required to forgive/forget. Sucks to be him, I am sure. He has a job. He is living free. Are there still repercussions? Yep. Second chances don't necessarily mean clean slates.

Thank you.

Do they make the cat table in "fat cat" size? "Big enough for a kitten? My cat is 15 pounds and looks like a giant fluffy bear.

I don't know what to make of this? Poe's? Real? So confused. Just in case this isn't being said jokingly, I hope that you can wrap your brain around these analogies:

It may be the power that excites, not the age group. Employee harassment has some similar elements of the power structure between a teen and adult. So...exploitation and dominance are what turns him on and young people are are in a position where he can gain that quickly.

WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING IN THAT LAST PHOTO?

Because condiment.

Ha. People used to order carry out at my restaurant and then walk over to a table and eat it at a table (ostensibly to avoid tipping?) Invariably, they would flag down a server and ask for water. I don't understand. I'll never understand. Just go to the grocery store and make dinner if you don't want to bear the cost…

Food service managers run to the store and replace items all the time, particularly if it is something that is on a lot of things. Or produce. My tale of green bean woe, however, were for green beans made a fancy way with a sauce that we didn't make in house. I suppose the manager could have sent for regular green…

Customer: ...and a side of green beans.

Who the shit is Lily Allen. I would google her name but I just don't care. Probably I don't care because I am a woman, according to the above logic.

So, a black eye? And she is pregnant?

No but seriously, you created a straw man and are attacking it. I came down on the side of "it isn't all that classy to make fun of the dead as a go to move since it ignores those left behind" which it seems like you took to mean "I think I can dictate how people grieve," which was not my stance at all. Inclusiveness…