I live in Louisiana now, but in San Francisco Carl’s Jr and Burger King both offered burgers for breakfast and it annoys me that I can’t get that here.

Notes from the Internet Apocalypse, y’all! Read Gladstone’s trilogy. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ERU1ADA/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

You kind of have to read Kattan’s book. I like the guy, but he definitely thinks a lot of himself and I do not necessarily believe his version of events

Martin doesn’t have to be a closer. He doesn’t owe you anything. He wrote something, you read it and liked it and that is where the contract ends.  I find the fans’s sense of entitlement kind of horrifying and distasteful.

Did you miss the words “Modest Proposal”? Maybe YOU should think a bit.

Is Jezebel owned by Buzzfeed now?

I believe that is true of a lot of human beings in general, though Americans are well known for it. I guess what I don't understand is why you feel the need to be so unkind about the observation?

I believe that is true of a lot of human beings in general, though Americans are well known for it. I guess what I don't understand is why you feel the need to be so unkind about the observation?

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Feeling troll-y?

Maybe you could hire a photoshoppist to add dinosaurs to your existing wedding photos. I'm sure your groom looks terrified in some of them...