Dude- she drives a VW Passat with the w8 engine- her definition of reliable is in a different zip code than yours!

How long until 15 Million Merits?

Lol, you’re basic

It’s an 80's Hollywood take on what a 2020 truck would look like.

That’s what this has become, unfortunately. I recommend going over to The Drive to have a read there, most of the good writers that were once here now write there and it’s pretty decent.

i hope the stenographer jotted the farts down in the permanent record.

Divine intervention give me a break. This decades of engineering development by dedicated groups working on motorsport safety. There are dozens of factors designed into the cars and the procedures that saved Romains life today - I can rattle of the following from the top of my head if you need reminding.

Fire suits…

it’s a huge shame they couldn’t give a third and final season to the British Utopia but a half-hearted American remake got a chance. I guess that’s the TV landscape for you, but still; I’m convinced we wouldn’t have Mr. Robot if Utopia hadn’t paved the way with its mix of intense violence, gorgeous cinematography and…

I used to go to the one on Bothell-Everett highway and get fries and a chocolate shake. Dip the fries in the shake, experience transcendence for a minute, recover, repeat, all from the comfort of your own janky Subaru.

Ok, here’s my hot take: the driver of a fast car messes up and wrecks it. It hardly appears intentional or carelessness, just an accident. Why is this “news”?

Wow this site should be ashamed. Bring back fancy kristen and ray wert. Make Jalopnik Great (again)

This week on: Car blog where the bloggers hate cars!

Any time you hear about something incredibly corrupt destroying American lives, turns out Reagan helped it get there. 

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

Yes, how terrible mortgages are in the Animal Crossing universe. No interest, no time limit, and no pressure to pay back the loan one bit. Not even any consequences for ignoring it completely. How evil.

why haven’t you reported him to the police?

If you want to watch truly painful celebrity interviews, you should check out The Eric Andre Show.

I don’t know how he does it, but he consistently raises the art of celebrity interviews to the level of viscerally uncomfortable. They’re almost painful to watch. Even Dick Cavett didn’t manage this degree of awkwardness.

I don’t know if I agree with the last point on edibles, as it’s quite a bit easier to overdo it with edibles, which can be a far worse trainwreck than smoking too much.