At least get a vibrator. She’d probably go on and on about some tabloid story from whatever rag showed up in her mailbox to said individual. The vibrator can at least hope for the sweet relief of its batteries going dead to put it out of its misery.

I wouldn’t want to spend 6-9 minutes in Oklahoma.

I live near a blimp-port (is that a thing?) in NJ, and blimps aren’t common but I see them when sporting events are happening in the state. People are idiots.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Based on their logic, they would prefer it be in red with Make America Great Again below Dunce.  Redundant, I know.

You really can’t be that stupid can you?

This is the new Jalopnik, research-smesearch, BRONCO!!!!! and Fuck TESLA!

When I moved to NYC after graduating from OSU in 2002, the cost for a U-Haul from Columbus to NYC was cheap.  The reverse trip was 3 times more.  Its been like this for a long time.  Sure, some events may drive the prices up but there has always been a disparity in costs.

Great father decides to spend 8 months a year away from his family?  Riiiight.

All hail Xenu.  All hail Xenu.  All pay Xenu.  All hail Xenu.

They were the best toys as a kid. My brother’s and I had every one of those but Boulder Hill playset. The little shit that lived beside us growing up had that and the USS Flagg.

That’s what all these mask stores are trying to do, make a quick buck while there is demand on a short term lease.

There is a store in a NJ Mall called “Covid-19" that just sells masks.

But the twits on twitter need something to get all bent out of shape about!

I’m still just baffled Chris Evans is even a thing.

LOL

Please God keep BTTF as far away from the shitshow that is F&F.

This is the fast and the furious series, since when did realism ever come in to play?

Trump is next level awful.  You people that bring him up any chance they get even when irrelevant are not much better.  

If they do it certainly wouldn’t be Tesla stock.  If Ford Bronco was a stock they’d be all in.