They skipped leg day

This is completely wrong. The DNC is responsible for vetting and putting out candidates that can win. They have shown - at every level of government - that they are incapable of doing this. Whether you blame the current definition of neoliberalism or the people involved is immaterial. The fact they do not recognize…

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Antoine Walker

First sentence is right.

Your feet will smell just fine on the moon.

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.

I mean, bruh.

Well, at least you admit to getting angry quickly and needing safe spaces. Though I’d have figured all that privilege you’re lugging around would keep you safe enough. 

DEAR PENTHOUSE

I can hook you up with some mechanically separated turkey if it makes you feel better.

I have no idea if Juno is a troll or just a helplessly clueless white woman. Like, I couldn’t even make a guess at this point.

Aren’t there some Vietnam vets you should be spitting on?

Students actually have sex with TAs ALL...THE...TIME. This is only a story because of the very loose connection to athletics

Wow. Seriously? People deserve the face they get when they get older? Nancy Pelosi is showing her age, Janet Reno was never a great looker, Ruth Bader Ginsburgh has a huge pointy nose that’s become more prominent with age, and Madeline Albright kind of looks like a troll these days. Should we make fun of them because…

So he’s your Obama. Cause it sounds like he’s your Obama.

He was just trying to power forward, he wasn’t interested in shooting guards.

Call me old fashioned but Batman with a gun still seems wrong.

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