no, he did.

You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

Shhhhhh you are fake news!

Also, Pop has made me a Spurs fan simply because I like rooting for him. (And I grew up hating the Spurs.)

I had to fart, but this turned that into a poop.

Maybe you should have some agency about yourself and not give a fuck about a pointless issue? If Brady is a huge Trump fan or if he couldn’t give less shits about Trump my life is the exact fucking same as it was before. Pull up your big boy pants and move on with your life.

Why does a grown-ass man like Doug Marrone need a babysitter? No wonder he quit...

i’m a minority — to the people explaining to me that MA is actually liberal, you’re making my point for me.

Bro....you weren’t the 7th person to correct me on my post lol. And I’m completely cool with it; if I’m wrong, i’m wrong. Interweb people tend to take this stuff a bit too serious.

Depends on whether you’re an important character or not. Do you get the feeling you’re the hero of the story? Maybe a love interest? Can people see your face, or is it obscured by a mask?

No. 2 on your list is a reeeeaaaally good reason this country is so divided. If you yell. If you call names. No one listens to you. You are a just a crazy person (no matter which side of the debate) yelling. It’s the same in your relationships at home or in the workplace. Yelling doesn’t win fights. It makes animosity…

I bet you’re wittier than you let on

I think the politically correct term there is “Republican”.

That’s the twist!

Shit. Hipsterception.

“For the record, I will never get tired of watching ice melt.”

TAKE ALL THE NASTY RYE BITS!!!

You can keep yer dehydrated Sasquatch turd circles to yourself.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

it doesn’t work that way