Why would you build a production version of a car then sit on it for 18 months?

You can get herpes for free but that doesn’t make it a good deal.

Watch out for that...

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

Your idiotic and inane rambling is the “sickening” part, not getting put in the greys.

SR-71 in a box.

Pump your breaks everyone. As always there are always two sides to every story. If the kid had a potentially deadly reaction to animal dander etc. maybe the parents should have checked first before boarding? Maybe they were complete dicks about it? Who knows.

Good to know we have 100% of the facts here.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

That’s how I understood it as well. I double checked Wikipedia (always the most reliable source) and it said dry weight is the weight without fluids, curb weight is the weight with fluids but without anything else, and GVWR is the max allowable weight the vehicle can carry including its own weight. With a Tesla being…

Don't forget the weight of a full tank of gas!

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

oddly, this mess was not created by a government that thinks it knows best.

holy Christ that B2, B1, B52....

Hes the real life equivalent of this guy.