Given how much people smoked and the sheer volume of synthetic fabric and hair spray product they wore, it’s a miracle there weren’t more spontaneous combustions in the late 1960s.

Oh, FUCK THIS lady.

Same. Rome was my show. It still tickles me that how and where the writers wove Pullo into the history of Rome.

They should reenact a few scenes from Rome by the only (fake) centurions worth remembering.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Pai also argued that by rolling back the government oversight, the competition would encourage ISPs to spend more on their broadband networks and increase high-speed internet access across the United States.

This makes me miss the hilarious and history-filled Ask A Slave web series. Highly recommend to anyone interested in this period of history!

Every time I see this fuckwit I just wanna punch him in the face. I’m not alone, am I? He’s just got one of those punchable faces.

Been waiting for the right opportunity to use this gem

Ooh, great, yet another Aggrieved White Male with anger management issues and zero control over his emotions. Yeah, we totally need more of THOSE in power.

“I am not a racist.”™

Voters better fucking show up then too.

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.

Marilyn Manson wishes he was Noel Fielding.

Don’t be mean to my goth boo Noel 😡

“The Obama administration’s rule emboldened abortion providers like Planned Parenthood women, empowered federal bureaucrats women, and silenced our states us men in the process,” Ernst said in a statement. “Today’s action restores states’ men’s rights over a Washington-knows-best mentality women.”

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

I have nothing to add of substance, but my friend and I played “recast the government with Harry Potter characters” the other day, and here’s what we’ve got.