A møøse once bit my sister...

+eleventy for Frank Drebin.

From Politico: “General Flynn is suddenly out there saying he wants immunity. I don’t think Congress should give him immunity. If there’s an open investigation by the FBI, that should not happen.”

I am 31 and its so damn hard to make fucking friends as an adult!!!!

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

I loved this. Especially being a dark skinned black woman. I know I still have issues from childhood, and I thought I had gotten over them like other people have said but my preferences and things I do directly correlate to my skin tone and how I feel about myself.

I think an argument could be made that the fact that Trump exists means God doesn’t.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

Not quite the same context, but it still works. ;)

I think I have a photo of him being arrested

MOTHER!

😞 don’t write comments on Methotrexate day- should read something like “I can’t wait to read Michelle’s book, and I hope she brings it and tells us how she was able to be so strong and serve as a role model by being the most gracious and beautiful First Lady we have ever had.”

If I were a member of Congress, I’d make sure to be in a photo op with Trump just so I can hold up a sign that says “This man blows goats. I have proof.”

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

There will come a day when Miyazaki will have passed away and people will tell me that he will never make another film. And I won’t believe them then either.

I was going to suggest that we do our own snowflake coloring book of Trumpanzees but then I realized it’s boring if the only crayon you get to use is white.

I’m still not sure why he was ever a thing.

Discuss.

Kellyanne Conway is like most of the conservative women who mock feminism because they don’t understand it. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a leader, to advance the cause of women, or to do anything that is actually helpful. She criticizes feminism without any sense of irony because she believes that she is so…

May I also suggest this sign: