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They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

I’m involved. I’ve been involved with this stuff all my life. But I’m involved. So I know when you are telling the truth or when you are not. I just see many, many untruthful things. I will tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word tone. The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way.

Do we really believe this is what tanked him? I don’t. Pudzer did not go down because of the Democrats - let’s be real here. If they couldn’t take down DeVos, they weren’t taking down Pudzer. He lost because Republicans were wavering on him after the revelations that he employed a woman in the country illegally, that…

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

Are the “Wage Thief”/ “Tax Cheat” posters Democrats protesting him or Republicans supporting him? Could go either way.

The sad reality is that most people are dumb and disappointing, and we will ultimately die because of it.

Everybody needs to consider that this arrest is not a mistake: it is part of a deliberate policy. Going after the validated and innocent is part of the “shock and awe” doctrine that the Trumpkins tested out during the campaign, and are now experimenting with until they perfect it.

Fun fact: The inflation calculator I used only went back to 1913, but $100k is about $2.5 million in today’s worth.

Small-dicked friendless piece of shit becomes antagonistic asshole to draw attention to himself and become “something.”

That article really explains a lot about Miller— who seems like he’s a truly awful and racist person. More needs to be written about him. I find it really disturbing that someone who is 31 is basically in charge of White House policy.

“The confidential divorce proceedings of Mr. O’Reilly and Ms. McPhilmy have been the subject of numerous articles in the past,” the newer filing argues, “resulting in unwanted media attention and extreme emotional distress to Mr. O’Reilly and Ms. McPhilmy’s minor children.²”

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

He doesn’t

That number is way more than the $12-15 billion estimate that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cited in January and double the estimated $10 billion that Trump himself stated.

I have met Bill Nye in person. He is as wonderful, genuine and pleasant as he comes across on TV.

Have you noticed how some of the Christians in this country treat women, anyone different than them and other religions (or lack thereof)?

You know what, I just want a post-apocalyptic film or TV series set some 20-30 years after say a zombie apocalypse where actually things are sort of alright. Like there’s zombies running around but small communities have been formed that aren’t out to kill each other and actually work together now in some semblance of…