The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

and, in addition, laws like this help protect trans kids (or kids seeking abortions or birth control or whatever medical care their parents disagree with) who would face potential violence / physical abuse from their goddamn parents if the parents knew. like that’s the whole fucking point. no, lady, you don’t get to…

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

At the risk of getting greyed out of Gawker Media forever, CA Pinkham still does crazy food service industry stories on Mondays, but over at Thrillist.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

He’s currently holed up in a tower with pasty gross dudes whispering in his ears. He is Saruman the Orange

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Who cares? So he’s a competent doctor, but he has some very dangerous and, frankly, STUPID ideas. I’m so tired that “oh but he’s a doctor” or “he went Ivy League.” That doesn’t make him smarter than anyone and when he talks about evolution being the LITERAL work of the devil and the big bang theory being a fairy tale,…

Posted about charitable donations and my CrazyAunt went off about dead babies. 3 of my friends hopped in and put her in her place. I left the comment so everyone can see her shame. I have good friends and I felt good about it so that was a silver lining.

nah

President Old Dead Gourd Full of Poop

Yes. It’s okay to need to mourn right now. I didn’t realize how sure I was twenty-four hours ago that I was going to see the first woman president. I was worried, but my worry was about preventing Hillary from engaging in drone warfare and dealing with a portion of the electorate that would be calling the election…

Yeah, but in the meantime the GOP has two years of essentially unfettered access to fuck up EVERY. FUCKING. LITTLE. BIT. OF. PROGRESS. WE. HAVE. MADE.

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

Well, I still support the dumbest cause I have ever supported. I’m just adult enough to come to terms with it.

This doesn’t seem simple and clean.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

i cannot tell you how many people I pass on the street who don’t cover their mouths AT ALL! I give them nasty looks and cover my mouth, but they don’t care. they look at me like i am the weirdo. Parents - why are you not raising your children correctly???