I can’t do anything about wine, but here’s a kitty sitting in a box he had to give up attempting to lay down in because he’s a big, big boy.

I honestly somehow keep thinking that election day is this week, and whenever I remember that it’s next week and we have to live through another entire week of this entire shitshow I get incredibly despondent.

Now i’m imagining app called FLOTUS4Ever that has a daily snippet from one of her speeches and an outfit of the day.
Holy hell, I would totally pay for that, especially if the money went to educational programs at Obama’s presidential museum.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Michelle Obama is hands down the best orator in 2016, not the least of which is because it isn’t just flowery words, she walks the walk and lives what she believes. I know that she doesn’t like politics but I really hope she answers the call to public service and considers running for office. Perhaps Governor of…

Who doesn’t like mustard on hot dogs?

It reminded me of when my dad retired. Mom announced she was walking over to the Sam’s Club and either coming back with a job or something to kill that man with.

the Morton County Sheriff’s Department said the drone got too close to the police helicopter, causing the officers onboard to “fear for their lives.”

I am loving this. So jaunty.

Also, this one comes up under the National Archives search, which just made my freaking day.

Jeebs, the number of times I’ve been the only woman in a meeting, and I’m just an engineer in corporate IT. Never minds the upper reaches of global politics and national security.

I don’t flip out when touched without consent. But I do always “touch” back. I have had to say this to men when it’s clear they plan to “accidentally” bump into me.

“Look at the meme itself, ‘You can vote from home comfortably online.’ Who could possibly think that?”

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

I live in Ann Arbor. Same deal. It’s not just you.

i swear, when its my time, im not telling anyone the sex because i refuse to outfit my baby in the awful pink and blue ish all over the place.

So basically, mansplaining with a loaded gun. I admire your cool.

i’d argue that falls under the religious category

I feel like if any politician cites religion as influencing any decision in policy making they should immediately be disqualified to vote on or create said policies. Research and facts, science, let’s stick to that please.

Close it usually. I don’t know if it makes a difference

Close it usually. I don’t know if it makes a difference