Pellexi
Pellexi
Pellexi

To the people trying to deny people born elsewhere the right to marry, to the people who are trying to deny healthcare to someone with likely terminal cancer whose wife has dutifully paid premiums for years, to the people who thinks it’s funny to make a sick man drive for hours to re-marry his wife of 2 decades, to

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

The woman’s face in the third clip is pretty priceless though.

This Thanksgiving, when your uncle - you know, the one who voted for Trump - starts yammering on about The War On Christmas, remind him that #AllHolidaysMatter.

He’s right. The NY Post is a vile, steaming turd of a newspaper.

My grandmother lived to be 91, and she smoked from age 13 to 90, when my aunt took her cigarettes away for fear she might fall asleep with one in her hand. I don’t think mere normal people could get away with that, though. Grandma Helen was a seriously cool old lady:

What we need is to legalize sex work completely. Once it is out of the shadows and decriminalized, then it will be much easier to sort out the sex trafficking from those who have willingly chosen that line of work.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Saying there’s a new book about the Mitford sisters is a bit like sharing the breaking news that the sun rose again.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

Whoever owned my house before me obviously didn’t change their address like anywhere. I get so much mail for them. So much junk mail. And for so many different names. I honestly sometimes just toss it because screw you previous owner guy!

NO!!!!!!!!!!! Anytime the word congeal is involved it should not go in your facehole!

From the English Breakfast Society’s website:

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

What’s Donald Trump got to do with Tim Burton movies?