portland is the whitest city in america. it is also very racist and elitist. do not confuse liberal “progressivism” with reality

gochujang is not a sauce. it is a paste

I shoot soju with my right hand, which may have given it away...

“You have no one to impress, no standards to satisfy but your whims, no external validation awaiting the finished product. And when you’re done, you can enjoy the inexplicable satisfaction of having made something concrete.”

Word. I lived in Seoul for a couple of years and went to dozens of games. Fans have a song and coordinated dance for each player. Music’s pumping the whole time. BYO booze. Shit, you can ever order Korean barbecue to your seat. They had a female beer-chugging competition between innings a few times. Best part is after…

Is there any way not to feel like a general asshole at 24?

Visit Seoul sometime. Pork belly is one of the most popular meats to order at a Korean barbecue joint. Grill it, grill kimchi, grill garlic, put them all in a lettuce wrap and never leave Seoul ever again.

Tom, that is A LOT of spaghetti.

Goddamnit, Drew, there ALL of Buffalo you're forgetting.

Word, thanks. They have fairly western supermarkets here (South Korea), so I'd think they'd have roasters for sale. They eat enough goddamn drumsticks.

Man, I ate that stuff like popcorn. The crunch is delightful.

It's two-thirty in the afternoon over here. Am I still allowed to quip 'n whatnot? I'll bring rum-soaked ham.

Lacrosse, man. If you think lacrosse players are dicks (and they most certainly are), their parents are just as, if not more, insufferable. "You don't sell smartwater? YOU DON'T SELL KIMCHI POPPERS?"