Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

“balls to the walls play...”

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Rolando McClain, Who Is Not High: Okay, Maybe I’m A Little Buzzed

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

Hot Take incoming: Going off of the list of sports LeBron could excel at from yesterday’s Fun Bag I’m prepared to say that Lebron could have stopped that Messi free kick.

Two Christmases!

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I swear to god after Bowie my heart can’t take these types of news stories without going into crisis mode

UPDATE: The Browns have now traded all those Eagles picks to the Panthers. The Panthers have given a confused “Thank you” in return.

In Chicago they have something called the Chicago Mix...which sounds like a vile abomination but is actually quite delicious: sweet caramel and salty cheddar flavors combined in equal parts.

“Slayer at Hammerjack’s is the metal equivalent of seeing the Beatles at the Cavern Club”

This is spectacular.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger cause she’s still messing with that broke *****.

Meanwhile, 50 Cent still hasn’t died tryin.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.