But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

Wait wait wait, this can’t be right. This is actually shocking.

She is so full of shit. The way she praises him and kisses his ass in those texts is the number one reason why they became friends. She wrote him a public letter on Twitter a few years ago asking him to “traffic with love” and help poor people in Mexico (he’s known for doing charity work in the state of Sinaloa).…

This is similar to the lawsuit Juventus has against Steven Avery for wearing a modified version of their jersey. I can see him getting an additional life sentence for this crime.

In contrast, Moyes was told well in advance he was being canned, but mistakenly thought they were ordering him dinner.

You just can’t ignore the brilliance of that Trent Richardson trade.

Barcelona have just announced Marco Materazzi as co-manager.

Sacked, not fired. Where do you think this is, Texas?!?

I thought they just went to penalty kicks.

I cannot wait for him to be in a Dodger uniform in three years after Boston blows up again

“Dammit!! I said PARK the bus!!”

Oh come on, there were those few weeks when Jeremy Lin was a thing.

X-rays were negative

I just sneak into our server room and fart there. All those fans....

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.