*sigh* The G spot. I just CAN NOT find the damn thing. I've tried and tried and tried. My husband has really given it his best. It's just... not there. I'm so jealous of you right now I could cry. And believe me when I say I am RARELY jealous when it comes to things of a sexual nature; It's just not super important…

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Thank you for saying this. I wish I had had the balls to say it first.

I ask your forgiveness for the following:

I get ya. I had assumed it was something super-kinky... Jeez, how wrong I was! I can't believe that it has a name. I wonder if they can work "Santorum" into a future show. Now THAT would be "edgy."

I have zero help for you, I just wanted to give you my sincerest sympathies. I so hope you and your Dr. are able to figure this out soon... It sounds like absolute hell. I send you internet {{{hugs}}}

*hangs head in shame*

I KNOW! Me either! Can't we get on some type of email list to be made aware of these dramatic turns of events?

Interesting, in a way that sends shivers up my spine. Thanks for being so servicey.

THIS!!times a billion!!!11!eleventy!! It's such a tired, beaten dead horse and I do not understand how magazine editors keep saying yes to it. It just baffles me. Although, in all honesty, the continuing interest/fixation in Marilyn Monroe at all is baffling to me.

Jon had NO interest in his kids being off TV until he was fired and wouldn't be on TV any longer. Don't get me wrong, I find Kate to be a truly detestable person. However, Jon's motives in getting the kids off the show were 100% about him, inhm. It's easy to forget what a sleazy douche-nozzle he was after the…

"Don't birth kids you can't take care of."

It was the first day of Kindergarten for God's sake. If this is still going on the second week you can make fun of them and revel in your superiority, okay?

Sorry, but these sort of events, filled to the brim with adults, are usually very dangerous for children. Everyone thinks everyone else is watching the kids; that there are so many people around so someone is going to see every move a child makes. In reality, absolutely no one has their eye on them. Several times a…

Sounds delish! But... no nuts?

I'll take diamonds over a baby any day!

I usually am not one to forgive poor/abusive treatment upon a child. I guess how one originally feels about the aggressor before the incident has a lot to do with how much slack they get cut after. Frankly, I think because I spend so much time on Jezebel, I was far more aware of every. single. second of the Chris…

I'm so tired of these comments which imply that the mean old man-hating Jezzies have just been too tough on poor C.B. I think if people will try to recall how things actually went down, there were many calls to be understanding with C.B. and to see how he handled the whole situation. I think the real anger and…

Here's an idea for ya Bill H. After your book tanks and makes you about $632.99, why don't you and douchecanoe Michael Lohan attend some parenting classes on how to actually REPAIR relationships with your children instead of ruining them forever. Just a thought...

Could you share with me WHEN it will pass? Listening to his little sniffles get louder as we approach the classroom and seeing the tears stream down his face is breaking. my. heart. every. morning. He literally wraps his arms around me and hugs me until the bell rings and his teacher says for the 3rd time "Okay little…