Now see I am in the suburbs, right outside of Tampa. All of my friends and I drove/walked to school for the first few days and walked our kindergarteners in to class. My son is having a really rough time adjusting, so I'm still walking him in every day. Obvs I'm a sahm, so it's easy for me to do this. I'm in quite an…

For God's sake be careful. You don't want to do anything to endanger your ability to post. You're one of the most fabulous commenters here at Jezebel! Maybe you could get some type of foam contraption for your hand to make facepalming less painful. Just a suggestion...

I don't know how to ask this without sounding judgey and I really am not judging you, just very interested. Your daughter took the bus alone on her first day of kindergarten and went into class without a parent?

I'm going to use the proper Italian pronunciation. I have zero Italian in me and I'll bet this will be the ONLY Italian word I say correctly. Thanks!

Wow. I was sooo very off! Thanks!

I think I'm going to go with your pronunciation of "Jew-dee-chay" Thanks so much for the help. Maybe you can be my go-to for Italian lessons ;)

Could a kind and understanding Jezzie help me with how "Giudice" is pronounced? Tia!

Oh good. I was so hoping that you weren't brandishing the snark! I'm sure I would have been a crier too. Some of the people had such pain and sadness on their faces, it made me tear up.

Sarcasm? Or were you moved by the criers?

I don't have OCD but I wanted to say I'm so sorry about your spiritual crisis. I have been having one for almost a year now and it's terribly upsetting and depressing and soul-crushing and just... sucky, for lack of a better word. I absolutely can not imagine adding an all consuming illness like OCD to it and you have…

Thank you so much for this. Your not being the least bit nitpicky or sensitive. I think it is incredibly helpful and necessary to remind others what the real and correct definition of OCD is. I think the term is so misused and has become such a part of daily conversation that even though I, for instance, know the true…

*waves hello to other old Jezzie*

I can't find the Forbes artice. Help please?

When it comes to heinous crimes against children, I am more of the "hoping the perpetrator gets what he/she deserves every day in prison and that he/she rots in hell." I do feel it's beneficial to have people like you to balance out my bloodthirstyness. I think a society progresses upon the backs of those who seek to…

I know what you're saying, I just can't get on board. I really feel there has to be a few moments of clarity once in a while where you know in your heart and head that your child is being tortured, and that behavior is wrong and criminal. Part of becoming a parent is agreeing to not consent to, and conspire with…

Completely agree! I don't think my 70 yr old retired Aunt missed a minute of the C.A. trial. She considered cancelling a trip she'd planned because she thought she would miss too much of the tv coverage. I know, seriously! She does live in So. Fla., I'm in Tampa. Trying to ignore the trial here was simply impossible.…

She actually has more of an ass than I do, if you can believe it.

"Coco is way existential"

Agreed. How about "My Strange Attachment" or "My Odd Hobby"? Or in Tamara's case, "My Unhygenic Accessory"

Whaaat? But...why?!