@banalna-anna: Totally and completely. Yes, I know, vive le difference and all... But I just simply can not understand how someone could love this. Of course, every collection I like seems to inspire people to say only 2 words: Dull and boring.

@PaintedTrollop: Agreed. But, since you're lit-rally dead, you won't be seeing my reply. RIP dear Trollop.

@BabyJane: I would have never guessed an outfit could be so completely unflattering on someone as lovely as H.K. Hmmm, I'm looking at her and thinking circus performer. Oh well, at least Nina won't be bored. Revolted maybe, but not bored.

@hfree: I think I speak for many Jezzies in saying we would pay money, big money, for you to send this out as your holiday cards. Interested Dodai?

@thebutton19: That is so unbelievably God-awful, I'm so sorry. Almost just as upsetting is that you felt you couldn't, or shouldn't, tell your parents. They were there at the E.R. with you? Would you mind sharing why you didn't tell them? It must have been so devastating dealing with this all on your own.

@prettywithapistol: You can say that again. Nothing says classy like a Glitter Diaper!

@NefariousNewt: One again Newt you're here to spread the news of common sense and brilliance. Bravo!

@MondayMondayMonday: Thank you! I find the Bono-hatred on this thread a bit overblown.

@StarHen: Completely brilliant! Thank you.

@RousseMacabre, from Ravenclaw: Well, you're ahead of me then. I don't understand it at all. It it because I'm an old... Or just not hip enough?

I agree with the "This is not a game" sentiment... But couldn't you just rofl with hysteria at how absolutely stabby S.P was when she heard this? Thinking of the look on her face just really makes my day. *sigh* Sometimes I worry about the things I find funny.

@lynxwings: Now wait a second here... It's not as if we all saw this woman on the street and harassed her with questions about her dietary habits. This person CHOSE to go on ANTM, a show dedicated to one thing: Appearances! If her figure is going to upheld as an ideal, I don't think a discussion about how she might be…

@Cookie Guggleman: Co-signed. Thanks for saying this so much more diplomatically than I was planning to. This whole thread has pissed me off entirely and a post I was writing a minute ago was sure to set off a shitstorm of epic proportions. I owe you one!

@Zulkey: How long has that commercial been playing? Couple years? It never fails to send me into hysterical laughter.

@scientifically_challenged: Thought the exact same thing, except my dream sentence included House making me scream like a banshee :0

@Casquivana: "giant turd of a douchebag"

Agree with the consensus... But the most glaring issue to me is that her butt is simply NOT BIG. And I say this as someone who has a backside resembling drywall.

@Edie Spencer: As you can see, being gracious is not my forte'. If you ever teach Graciousness 1101, sign me up :)

@Edie Spencer: Actually, no, she can't ;)

@Scout: Co-signed. She's darling and has nice gams, but, ugh.