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Just use this gif then block

Yeah, at the risk of being hopelessly naive, the manual recommends one or both of the following:

Quickly follow that advice with blocking their number. Not even worth getting a response.

Yeah, if your ex is benign and you generally parted amicably, then given some thought to if/how you respond and the stuff above might be helpful. But with toxic people noooooooope. Toxic people are like grease fires. The only way to stop them is to starve them of oxygen. This means no response. Ever. Block them and

I feel like the answer should always be “don’t”. No matter what you say, a toxic person is going to use it as an in. Don’t give them one.

Article is way too long.

For some reason he narrates it face-down from Norma Desmond’s swimming pool.

Plus, no one was safe. You never knew who would die. In a prequel, you know exactly who isn’t going to die. 

She got some cold shredded cheese on her snuffle mat.

I’m not sure how anyone could “live” anywhere on these numbers.

I was just telling my kids about New York, and how those not from NYC will be sure to make it known that they’re upstaters. It’s a close 2nd to the predictability of Texans, known for 2 things: 1) Everything in Tx being bigger and 2) Everybody bragging about everything in Tx being bigger

I’m sure he’ll have plenty of well-wishers, and a lot of them would like to throw him down one.

Isn’t just about everyone “much better than Adam Carolla,” though?

Ugh. This one sucks so much. My stomach is just in knots. Norm (along with Conan O’Brien) likely shaped my comedic tastes more than anyone. I loved everything about his charm, wit and delivery. You just know that even with his own death, he’d have the PERFECT joke for this moment. I’m gonna miss the hell out of him.

between the excessive mark up on cafeteria foods on college campuses and the criminally low pay for part time/student workers, they couldn’t be bothered to give a fuck about a few kids taking extra food that they’re going to throw away at 8 pm anyway. just means less bleach to pour on the unsold hamburgers to keep the

Fuck you

It’s surprising that Republicans continue to offer damning soundbites on rape and abortion when they’re clearly clueless. Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin, you may recall, notoriously lost an election he should have won in 2012 after saying that “if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut

Just say you hate women who have sex and that you don’t understand that no contraception method is ever 100%... even abstinence because assault happens.

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