The Mets are 12-3, -and the Nots were due. Not sure this game was worth all the ink.

“No, left at the good McDonalds. Rerouting.”

But it didn’t break the plane while the player was executing a baseball move, did it?

Baby on board, you say? Well move your ass, daaaaaad.

get a George Foreman and learn how to cook rice, fucking peasant.

Given the multiple contamination issues they’ve had, I think that rapid weight loss could be significantly more likely with Chipotle than other food sources.

“Man loses 20 pounds eating only egg whites, almonds, greek yogurt, chicken, rice, and beans” is a pretty lame headline.

You seem oddly angry. You texting minors at the moment too? Anything you wanna share with the class?

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.

Cecilia-

Wow, it’s like Cecilia summoned you like Beetlejuice.

At our local foofy cupcake place, I wouldn’t have a clue, because I wouldn’t be caught dead within 100 yards of a foofy cupcake place.

SOME PIG

Very weird takeaway from this, but accurate

“ask me anything”

Except that this article is about Esports. The problem with your “whataboutism” is that it shuts down discussion instead of inspiring discussion.

Counter-counterpoint: all billionaires suck

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.