hello everyone sidney ponton here. curt is strong and smart and he is my friend

They’re still only in the small leagues. A £5 triple on Leicester winning the Premier League, Britain leaving the EU and the coronation of Cheeto Benito at their opening prices would have got you over £12,000,000!

I contest your notion that there is such a thing as a good bad beat poker story

Plus hoops. Make us fly through hoops.

The reason people are vetted for TOP SECRET clearance is largely to discern whether or not they can be easily blackmailed. Finances, behavior, secrets, etc. That an enemy claims that they have compromising material on the President Elect is certainly worthy of a mention in any Intel briefing. You know, the ones he…

Holy shit.

for the same reason they describe making internet videos as their “careers”

“This is people’s careers,” JackSepticEye explained. “To completely switch how you do things and not tell anybody is a shitty thing to do.”

I don’t have time for this.

“anything and everything fan related” is an interesting way to say all the stuff that directly infringes on their property.

You also forgot :

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

First, yes this would be the NA version, because of the feet thing. It’s played in the Japanese language because that changes things to metric, also providing a slight advantage in the Homerun Contest. (The English language stage is slightly different from the Japanese language stage.) The character select screen was…

No puppet.

*have run

“The Manhunters (an ancient race of assholes)“

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

every weekend is a high school reunion in my hometown.

which is why i couldn't be happier that i live 1,500 miles from home and we've never had a formal reunion. because fuck those people so hard.